ELECTRIC BOOGALOO ♡ CRAB INVASION

[michael t.]

ALL I FOUND THE SPACE BETWEEN THE SPACES
STANDING IN THE NOTHING, AND TIME RECLAIMS YOU

Much like Roxanne, Michael had just been relaxing on the days when the crabs came. He had been stretched out in front of his hut, eyes closed as his dark fur soaked in the heavy sunlight. Unfortunately, it seemed that his peaceful naps were always destined to get interrupted. When he heard Rox in the distance, he popped his one seeing eye open, watching her briefly before he realized what was going on. A soft snort left him, and he called out jokingly at his sister, "Heh, looks like you made a friend there, huh Rox? He seems a little... snappy, though." The pun was absolutely terrible, and he knew it. He was ready for Rox to groan and start tossing sand at him, but then she took notice of something else. Something big.

As his gaze followed her line of sight, the dealer froze up when he saw the crabs rushing towards the shore, and coming up out of the sand. Stumbling quickly up and onto his paws, Michael found himself muttering, "Shit, shit, fuck... fucking hell." As the crustaceans began to swarm closer to him, the thief hissed aggressively at them, "Get the fuck away from me, you nasty little sea spiders!" He rose one of his paws in defense, using his elementals to churn the sand around him into an unruly mess. This managed to disrupt the crabs around him slightly, although he knew it wouldn't be long until he found himself exhausted. Fucking hell... what had irritated all of them, all at once?

— Reggan