CALL ME A HATER → intro

[SWORDSKIT.]

IF SOMETHING GOES A LITTLE WRONG
WELL YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND BRING IT ON

Swordskit had a fascination for the rubber duckies that he had collected and each one was truly special to him, they weren't actual ducks though he didn't seem to mind at all since he was certain that his parents wouldn't let him bring a living flock of ducks so the rubber duckies did just fine. He could collect plenty of them and the most he would be told was to clean up after he played with the small rubber toys. He enjoyed the sound that they usually made too, he didn't know why but it was truly comforting to the young kitten. Sword had been too preoccupied playing with one of his siblings to realize his ducks had been stolen by Wildkit so, when he returned to his side of the rook to realize that some of his ducklings were missing did his fur puff up slightly "They have been ducknapped!" He squeaked to no one in particular, a frown on his maw as he glanced around for any signs of one of his siblings taking it.

He put a paw underneath his bed finding his favorite duck, he held the toy close to him with frown eventually subsiding "Well, no matter! Detective Azul and Swords is on the case!" The folded eared kitten declared with a puff of his chest, he squeezed the rubber toy to hear a soft squeak before heading off to find the culprit. It would be quite some time before he figured out who it was given that he had so many siblings, he was determined to find who it had been. He was already out of the hallway realizing a few of his ducks scattered on the floor, his eyes squinting slightly as he declared with a quiet mumble "Such heinous mas... mass.... massacr.... big word!" He used a paw to check the pulse on one of the rubber ducks only to say with a shake of his head "We're too late, Azul. But we will find the murderer!"

He continued along until the sound of a distant squeak caught his attention and he noticed a dark chocolate tail slipping through the door of his parents bedroom, his head titling for a moment before mumbling under his breath "I think that's our culprit, Azul." The black and white kitten started to slink forward with tail wiggling behind him, his pupils narrowed as he shoved the door open to see that it was Wildkit and he was holding their dad's hat. "First, ducknapping and murder... Then theft of what isn't yours? I caught you red handed, Willy!" He stood in front of the doorway setting Azul down next to him as he put one paw forward adding with a confident smile "We got you surrounded! Explain yourself, fiend!"

— Reggan