i guess you're going to miss... ✘ open, panty raid [human au]

[Wade Wilson]

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Today 5:27 PM
Wade: guyz
Wade: giys
Wade: get online fuckers daddy has an idea

With a small grunt, the tall man slumped back in his seat at a bench at some park, staring up at the slowly darkening sky. Wade had gotten bored hours ago, but no amount of walking around the beach-side town or dicking around with some rando on the streets would satisfy his need for company and some sort of enjoyment. It had taken a while before he'd come up with an interesting little "game" to play with his friends, assuming they were available. Something told him that they would be, however. It's not like they had anything better to do aside from indulging the man in his antics.

Today 5:30 PM
Wade: panty raid
Wade : lets do it
Wade: lets get freakayy (;
Wade: ya boys at the park meet me there

The classic panty raid, once a popular teenage shenenagin, now to be brought back by a group of horribly functioning adults, maybe some children; fun for the whole family in his book. Just a good old family bonding panty raid party. Wade shifted in his seat, more or less patiently waiting for the ding ding of his friend's messages.

[glow=black,2,300]HERE TO KICK NAMES AND TAKE ASS[/glow]

[PINCHER]

Pincher wasn't really one to do "childish" things when it came to the plans that his friends sent to him. He tended to just glance at his phone and leave them on read, not wanting to deal with that sort of thing except if he had free time. Which he didn't. Being the businessman he was, Pincher was unable to really relax unless he was home with his children or Jacob or simply by himself. He was ready to head home from work when the buzz of his phone vibrated against his chest as he slid a tanned hand into his suit pocket to fish out the device, his half-lidded piercing blue eyes locked onto the contact named "Wonky Wade". Ah, that fucker. He liked him quite a lot actually. He seemed like someone that was down to earth yet ready to throw a spin into your life when you least expected it.

Today 5:35PM
Pinch: you're not my daddy
Pinch: but a panty raid, huh?
Pinch: i'm down, i'm on my way

With that, he decided to go switch his business clothes to one that wasn't so stuffy in the island's weather. It was an odd place to live for a city man like Pincher but he enjoyed the breeze of the wind and the spray of seasalt when he would go out to surf. He went to go slip into a seafood restaurant and change, struggling a bit since it was a little cramp due to his height yet managed enough. Once out, the broad-shouldered male stretched his arms as he now wore a simple dark navy blue long sleeved collar shirt with the sleeves pulled up and black jeans. He glanced at his golden watch before brushing his ebony hair, wondering who would be there to join Wade and Pincher in a crazy ass panty raid. As he headed down, Pincher managed to catch the lithe figure of Wade waiting and called out "Hey fucker!" Not exactly the best thing to yell in a park but did Pincher care? Not really since he practically owned the entire town. A faint charming smirk settled on his lips as the blue eyed father went to sit beside Wade before asking "Anyone else joining in?"

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[guts]

Really, the male was up to do anything that he found fun. Whether he would be deemed as immature or not didn't really matter to him, he just liked doing what he wanted, though it definitely wasn't the best way to live his life now that he was an adult. Oh well, he was an unemployed guy with a lot of free-time on his hands, why not waste some of it on stupid stuff? He had been laying down, face-first into his pillow, when his phone buzzed on the wooden box he used as a nightstand. When he clicked the screen on, the notification displayed told him of a message from Wade.

Today 5:37
Greed: yo wait for me fuckers
Greed: i want in

Grunting as he pushed himself out of bed, he yawned and stretched his arms out above his head, quickly going over to his closet to find some clothes. He slipped on a black skin-tight top and black leather pants, then added a short-sleeved jacket with a fur collar. Sure, it was warm out, but fashion was more important. Once he had his shoes on, he quickly left the apartment, locking the door behind him. The park wasn't too far, so walking wasn't too much of a chore.

Greed glances around as he arrives, soon spotting the forms of Wade and Pincher and making his way over to them, a mischievous grin on his face. He throws an arm around Wade's shoulder, chuckling. "You ready boys?"

"SPEECH"

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[ROXANNE R.]

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ROXANNE ROUX— CREWMATE— THE TYPHOON

[div style="width: 51%; text-align: justify; font-size: 10pt; letter-spacing: 0px; font-family: georgia; color: #ff748c;"]Roxanne had been spending some time in her room having tidied up her home and taken a shower, a smile laced her face as she would curl her hair around her finger letting out a soft hum. She could hear her phone vibrating and she would lay on her bed stretching out her arm only for her fingers to wrap themselves around the mobile device, she brought it close to see who had sent the message. Her smile growing a bit, this certainly sounded fun and she didn't have anything else to do. She sat up slowly putting in her PIN number to unlock her phone and with swift movements of her fingers would proceed to send a text biting her bottom lip in an attempt to stifle a giggle.

[b]Today 5:40 PM
Roxanne: you're not my daddy
Roxanne: hope girls aren't excluded, boys

With that, she tapped the phone twice watching it turn off and she would slowly get up from her bed starting to get dressed. She pulled up black leggings onto her smooth legs and fitted herself into a rather casual outfit, she would grab her hat from the rack only to glance towards a tank that held her beloved pet, Kalayavan, she would say with a soft sigh "Don't stay up, darling. Mama will be back soon," She heard the scaled creature rumble out to her and she proceeded to fix her curls before placing the hat over her head starting to head out to the meeting place. She would adjust the leather jacket she wore before appearing with a smile "Hello boys," She would brush past Greed only to stand next to Pincher nudging him playfully and removing her hat.

[Character Graveyard.]

IF LOOKS COULD KILL ✧ Vanessa Carlysle - The Typhoon

Vanessa had been scrolling through her phone when she got Wade's message. With a playful roll of her eyes and a smirk on her lips, she would type in her response to the others.

Today 5:42
Vanessa: Sure thing, "daddy" :^)
Vanessa: I'll be over in a few

With that, she would jump off her bed, throw her hair up into a ponytail and throw on a casual jumpsuit and boots before she had ran out of her place and towards the park. She would stand next to Wade, pushing Greed's arm off of his shoulder and hugging Wade's arm.

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goldenluxury "goldie" roux — female — the typhoon — tags

Today 5:43 pm
Goldie: guys wait what's a panty raid??
Goldie: it sounds fun, i want in!!

the girl wasn't quite old enough to know about panty raids and other dumb shenanigans, but she did know she liked hanging out with her friends. since her papa knew so many people and was working all the time, she made it a habit to at least try and befriend everyone he knew. everyone decent, anyway. if they turned out to be a bad or annoying person, she avoided them. but, wade wasn't annoying! and neither was anybody else who responded, especially not her papa. that was actually what inspired her to respond more than anyone else. if her papa was doing it, she wanted to join in! she loved spending time with papa.

she was already wearing a comfortable, pale blue dress and slipped on some sandals as she headed out. her hair was naturally a bit wavy and messy, so she didn't bother with checking if it looked okay. as long as it was parted correctly, it was fine - which it was. so, the girl skipped off to the park, arriving after vanessa and coming closer to her papa excitedly. "hiya!" the girl greeted innocently, waving with a smile.