05-23-2018, 11:25 AM
[font=georgia][size=11pt] "God dammit!" He sunk, only his nose and an eye visible in the snow. Nosferatu was, to say the least, not like most 'warriors' these days. The demon was short, lithe at that. He did not have stumpy legs, no, and was not a dwarf or munchkin. Nos was, at most, just short. In crowds he had to hop up and down or wiggle his way up front to see. May looks never fool you. What he lacked in high did he make up for in spirit. Nosferatu was a good fighter. 'Fighter' was, perhaps, not the best word chosen. He had a never ending amount of endurance, thus he mainly exhausted out his opponent rather than getting a one-hit K.O. Height was not his advantage. The deep snow here was not to be taken lightly for a male of his stature.
Here he was, one moment walking across the eye-blinding snow. The next, it ate him whole. Unable to touch the hard ground below, the demon merely wiggled about, trying to get his bearings. All while cussing up a storm, mind you. Perhaps he should have chosen a home that did not have so much snow. Ever since he moved away from the clan lands, he had seemingly lost all of his powers. Every single one of them. He was as helpless as newborn chick at this point. Pathetic, really. Once he use to be 'feared' - No, wrong term to use. He use to be able to put up some a fight, mainly by dodging everything so he wouldn't screw up his face. Now, this little chick was going to die by snow. Listen close enough, you could probably hear its last peeps. 'Cheep, cheep.'
Yeah, if it were only that easy. Nos had been cursed with eternal life. It was a struggle. Maybe since he lost all his powers he had broken the curse? He really did not want to find out now. He had a big family-sized bag of Doritos waiting for him back home. Cue the sequel: The little chick rises again. If only thrashing about solved all our problems. Unlike our lives, thrashing about like a rabid squirrel seemed to solve this little man's problems, at least for now. Nosferatu felt the snow around him loosen up and the pressure from his chest roll off. "Oh hell yeah!" How very talented he was. 'Talented'. Rolling out his snow pocket, he sprung to his feet. Spryly and carefully did the black feline begin to shuffle towards stable ground. Camp was only a few feet away.
By the time dusk settled in for the night, the little demon finally made his way back towards his home. Dramatically collapsing outside, he emitted an obnoxious sound of relief. Only a few paces to go before he got those Doritos. Was it all worth it? Fuck yeah. Worn out, he flipped over on his back, a single green eye peering out at any passerby. "Anyone wanna get me a bag of Doritos? I spent all day fighting a yeti. Ya boy's tired."
Here he was, one moment walking across the eye-blinding snow. The next, it ate him whole. Unable to touch the hard ground below, the demon merely wiggled about, trying to get his bearings. All while cussing up a storm, mind you. Perhaps he should have chosen a home that did not have so much snow. Ever since he moved away from the clan lands, he had seemingly lost all of his powers. Every single one of them. He was as helpless as newborn chick at this point. Pathetic, really. Once he use to be 'feared' - No, wrong term to use. He use to be able to put up some a fight, mainly by dodging everything so he wouldn't screw up his face. Now, this little chick was going to die by snow. Listen close enough, you could probably hear its last peeps. 'Cheep, cheep.'
Yeah, if it were only that easy. Nos had been cursed with eternal life. It was a struggle. Maybe since he lost all his powers he had broken the curse? He really did not want to find out now. He had a big family-sized bag of Doritos waiting for him back home. Cue the sequel: The little chick rises again. If only thrashing about solved all our problems. Unlike our lives, thrashing about like a rabid squirrel seemed to solve this little man's problems, at least for now. Nosferatu felt the snow around him loosen up and the pressure from his chest roll off. "Oh hell yeah!" How very talented he was. 'Talented'. Rolling out his snow pocket, he sprung to his feet. Spryly and carefully did the black feline begin to shuffle towards stable ground. Camp was only a few feet away.
By the time dusk settled in for the night, the little demon finally made his way back towards his home. Dramatically collapsing outside, he emitted an obnoxious sound of relief. Only a few paces to go before he got those Doritos. Was it all worth it? Fuck yeah. Worn out, he flipped over on his back, a single green eye peering out at any passerby. "Anyone wanna get me a bag of Doritos? I spent all day fighting a yeti. Ya boy's tired."