03-18-2018, 07:36 PM
this place was wet and it was hard for valo-kas to tell whether the ooze spattered across their coat and their limbs was the standard travel gunk or their own putrid candy-slime without checking frequently. thinking was hard right now. checking frequently meant stumbling over their own mud-slick feet frequently meant more mud and more slime meant that, essentially, the creature encroaching upon tanglewood territory looked like it had crawled here from the black lagoon.
they personally thought it was the sexiest look conjured up by anything with half a working brain and a fourth of a trustworthy sense of being (which it could be argued, albeit cruelly, was exactly the kind of equipment valo-kas was working with after the fall that robbed them of an awful lot of essential memories). chicks, fellas, and everyone else - they were into gross bog beasts, right? valo-kas decidedly was. i should fuck myself. they blinked, shaking their head so as to prevent dirt from getting into one of their three eyes. arguably, they should've worried more about the dirt getting into their open head-wound, but the dull throb sort of entertained them. duly noted, but only after i secure a home.
home. nothing really felt like home - in fact, valo-kas was tempted to peg that sense of belonging schtick that people lubed up and shoved down their feeder holes in literary works and other entertainment as fictitious because they were exactly that flavor of individual; if i haven't felt it, it isn't real. however, they did have a definition that home fell into, a fresh one hand-crafted for their own leeching needs: PLACE I WON'T DIE AT.
bonus traits being: PLACE I CAN REMEMBER ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING and perhaps even PLACE WHERE THINGS CAN START TO MAKE SENSE. they weren't asking for a lot here, just...the essential stuff, y'know?
they cleared their throat, having realized that they had spent all this time wading around fuck-knows-where (smelled like folks, so it had to be a home, right?) without making any introduction for themself.
"HEY. ASSHOLES. GET ME OR DIE." they requested loudly, tugging their foot free from a particularly gooey patch of earth.
they personally thought it was the sexiest look conjured up by anything with half a working brain and a fourth of a trustworthy sense of being (which it could be argued, albeit cruelly, was exactly the kind of equipment valo-kas was working with after the fall that robbed them of an awful lot of essential memories). chicks, fellas, and everyone else - they were into gross bog beasts, right? valo-kas decidedly was. i should fuck myself. they blinked, shaking their head so as to prevent dirt from getting into one of their three eyes. arguably, they should've worried more about the dirt getting into their open head-wound, but the dull throb sort of entertained them. duly noted, but only after i secure a home.
home. nothing really felt like home - in fact, valo-kas was tempted to peg that sense of belonging schtick that people lubed up and shoved down their feeder holes in literary works and other entertainment as fictitious because they were exactly that flavor of individual; if i haven't felt it, it isn't real. however, they did have a definition that home fell into, a fresh one hand-crafted for their own leeching needs: PLACE I WON'T DIE AT.
bonus traits being: PLACE I CAN REMEMBER ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING and perhaps even PLACE WHERE THINGS CAN START TO MAKE SENSE. they weren't asking for a lot here, just...the essential stuff, y'know?
they cleared their throat, having realized that they had spent all this time wading around fuck-knows-where (smelled like folks, so it had to be a home, right?) without making any introduction for themself.
"HEY. ASSHOLES. GET ME OR DIE." they requested loudly, tugging their foot free from a particularly gooey patch of earth.
[align=center][b]IF GOD DOESN’T LIKE UGLY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY