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BUT I’M OVER IT NOW
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graphic gore ★ genderfluid ★ australian crow
“Oh, goodie, time for a history lesson!” Vale squawked. “I’ll take a quick little break from rhyming, just to explain all this bullshit….”
“First, the Typhoon are a bunch of pirates living on a jungle paradise. Their leader, Goldenluxury, once took over the Pitt. She’s interfered in our politics, external and internal, for a long while. She’s the one that ruined the Pitt’s fun when Vinegar—Tanglewood’s leader—was held captive here. Currently, the Typhoon and Tanglewoods are allies, but… they used to not be. In fact, I believe they hated each other, if my sources from the dusty old records are correct.”
The crow rolled vis eyes when Aine showed up and did her little bit. Ve fluttered vis wings, shook vis head, and turned to her retreating figure. “If you’re not going to stick around for my response, I won’t bother. Per the rules of a rap battle, you forfeit! You think I’m Stryker’s tool? Like you’re not sucking your daddy’s tool already!” The crow tisked. Ve covered the side of vis beak with a wing and winked at Chernabog. “Oh, yeah, it was a Tangler that burned the Pitt’s jungle down, but… you see…!”
“He was a Roux! Yes, discovering this was really boring, I did some little reading and digging around after Stryker appeared on the border. He’s… what, Goldenluxury’s cousin? Uncle? Long-lost brother? Whatever. Point is, Tanglewoods and Typhoon? They’re tight because of family. Wouldn’t be surprised if Goldenluxury and her pirate crew had a hand in motivating Crow about burning the jungle.”
“You might be wondering why it matters that the Tangler was a Roux. Well! The founding leader of Typhoon was a Roux. Then his daughter is… Goldenluxury! And Goldenluxury’s aunt, Roxanne, is her second in command! And Goldenluxury’s three healers—Roan, Rosemary, and Lawkit—are all Roux family members. If you ask me, there’s some nepotism afoot… it’s a little stinky. But! That part is speculation, perhaps they really are fair and all about their rankings. My main point is that the Tangler who burned the place was a Roux, closely related to Goldenluxury, and the leader who created the alliance between Typhoon and Tanglewoods! Suspicious, ayyyyye?”
“Now, the Tanglewoods have a nasty territory. It’s a swamp with a bunch of nasty gunk in it. Like I wouldn’t be surprised if their members laid shiny pollution eggs out of their asses! So we don’t want their territory, obviously.” Vale shook vis head and settled into a more comfortable perch on the jackal statue’s ear. “So! I’d much rather take the Typhoon’s territory. It’s nicer. And those pirates haven’t gotten a reprisal in too long.”
Vale, safely atop the large jackal statue, looked out to Atticus. "SORRY! I'LL RAP QUIETER NEXT TIME, BUDDY!"
YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME ★ “First, the Typhoon are a bunch of pirates living on a jungle paradise. Their leader, Goldenluxury, once took over the Pitt. She’s interfered in our politics, external and internal, for a long while. She’s the one that ruined the Pitt’s fun when Vinegar—Tanglewood’s leader—was held captive here. Currently, the Typhoon and Tanglewoods are allies, but… they used to not be. In fact, I believe they hated each other, if my sources from the dusty old records are correct.”
The crow rolled vis eyes when Aine showed up and did her little bit. Ve fluttered vis wings, shook vis head, and turned to her retreating figure. “If you’re not going to stick around for my response, I won’t bother. Per the rules of a rap battle, you forfeit! You think I’m Stryker’s tool? Like you’re not sucking your daddy’s tool already!” The crow tisked. Ve covered the side of vis beak with a wing and winked at Chernabog. “Oh, yeah, it was a Tangler that burned the Pitt’s jungle down, but… you see…!”
“He was a Roux! Yes, discovering this was really boring, I did some little reading and digging around after Stryker appeared on the border. He’s… what, Goldenluxury’s cousin? Uncle? Long-lost brother? Whatever. Point is, Tanglewoods and Typhoon? They’re tight because of family. Wouldn’t be surprised if Goldenluxury and her pirate crew had a hand in motivating Crow about burning the jungle.”
“You might be wondering why it matters that the Tangler was a Roux. Well! The founding leader of Typhoon was a Roux. Then his daughter is… Goldenluxury! And Goldenluxury’s aunt, Roxanne, is her second in command! And Goldenluxury’s three healers—Roan, Rosemary, and Lawkit—are all Roux family members. If you ask me, there’s some nepotism afoot… it’s a little stinky. But! That part is speculation, perhaps they really are fair and all about their rankings. My main point is that the Tangler who burned the place was a Roux, closely related to Goldenluxury, and the leader who created the alliance between Typhoon and Tanglewoods! Suspicious, ayyyyye?”
“Now, the Tanglewoods have a nasty territory. It’s a swamp with a bunch of nasty gunk in it. Like I wouldn’t be surprised if their members laid shiny pollution eggs out of their asses! So we don’t want their territory, obviously.” Vale shook vis head and settled into a more comfortable perch on the jackal statue’s ear. “So! I’d much rather take the Typhoon’s territory. It’s nicer. And those pirates haven’t gotten a reprisal in too long.”
Vale, safely atop the large jackal statue, looked out to Atticus. "SORRY! I'LL RAP QUIETER NEXT TIME, BUDDY!"
BUT I’M OVER IT NOW
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