GOOD OLD FASHIONED RAZZMATAZZ / tp prank

[bubblegum]

DEAR FRIEND as you know,  your flowers are withering
your mother's gone insane, your leaves have drifted away.
but the clouds are clearing up
and i've come reveling, burning incandescently,
like a bastard on the burning sea.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER,
BURIED DEEP UNDER THE WATER.

The tigress had declared a prank war in good fun against Tanglewood in the most recent meeting, and she decided she would take the initiative to make the first move in a classic attempt. They all needed something more fun to do, and it would be a nice distraction from everything, perhaps relieve some stress. Her mind was constantly buzzing over different things these days - her wife, her cousin, both dead, her son missing for several days, albeit found and unharmed. It was all enough to make her snap ever so slightly. But this time she couldn't be angry, take it out on some enemy. There wasn't any current one that deserved such a treatment to her knowledge, and she wasn't looking to spread the death right now, especially with her childrens' lives now on the lines too when considering it. This was something she needed, along with many other members in her crew - she's sure Tanglewood felt it too, even if not for the same reasons.

The female had gathered as much toilet paper rolls as she could find, taking the time to spread dye on them so there'd be at least a little twist on the old cliché. Some color never killed anybody. And so after, preparing what she felt would be an adequate amount to scatter across her ally's town, the female would set them in a basket and begin her flight towards the familiar swamp, gliding quietly in the air until she arrived. Once she'd reached the territory, she would aim to specifically move towards the town, lowering herself and pulling out the first roll, tossing it so it would unravel as it landed, and would continue to do so until she ran out, leaving Tanglewood's town covered in various pastel dyed paper rolls. And with this, she would quietly land on one of the shorter trees, looking down onto her work with a playful smile.

With her, she had another basket, slightly bigger than the now emptied one that'd carried her "weapons", containing various essential herbs, flowers she'd picked from the archipelago's jungles, and cupcakes she'd baked, still warm. She drops down from the tree, tail twitching back and forth. "Attention Tanglewood!" she'd call out, voice clearly amused. "The pirates have declared a prank war against y'all. This is your warnin'." Goldie continues with a nod of her head. "An' some gifts, hope you're all well." Her voice quiets down now, a more calm tone taking over as she drops her act.