“I heard a rumor you were an immortal little weirdo. Fablability? Fly-air? That true, little boss man?” Vale asked. The sarcasm dripped in zir voice, as much as the blood dripping down zir neck. The jaguar’s jaw cracked and splintered, splitting into two halves.
The melanistic feline huffed, sighed, and stopped to sit down for a second. With one paw, ze pushed one half of the jaw up. The bones cracked again, then stitched themselves back up. In a second, ze looked normal as ever. Except for the giant pair of leather wings jutting out of zir back.
“Sorry about the gore, the jaw is always the most annoying thing. Did you know it’s usually the densest bone in any given animal’s body? Makes it a pain in the ass when shapehifting goes awry. Sometimes literally!” Vale sighed dramatically, pushed zir jaw to the side, and grimaced as it popped twice. “So much better.”
The jaguar’s tail flicked, kicking up dirt, and Vale looked back at the ardent as if ze only just remembered ze asked him a question. “Oh, while we’re talking about your species, do you happen to lay eggs? Eggshells are an awesome source of calcium, and my favorite way to supplement my diet to keep this weird jaw shit from happening.” Ze rolled zir eyes. “Ugh. You don’t look cool enough to lay eggs. Usually you gotta have feathers or some shit.”
The melanistic feline huffed, sighed, and stopped to sit down for a second. With one paw, ze pushed one half of the jaw up. The bones cracked again, then stitched themselves back up. In a second, ze looked normal as ever. Except for the giant pair of leather wings jutting out of zir back.
“Sorry about the gore, the jaw is always the most annoying thing. Did you know it’s usually the densest bone in any given animal’s body? Makes it a pain in the ass when shapehifting goes awry. Sometimes literally!” Vale sighed dramatically, pushed zir jaw to the side, and grimaced as it popped twice. “So much better.”
The jaguar’s tail flicked, kicking up dirt, and Vale looked back at the ardent as if ze only just remembered ze asked him a question. “Oh, while we’re talking about your species, do you happen to lay eggs? Eggshells are an awesome source of calcium, and my favorite way to supplement my diet to keep this weird jaw shit from happening.” Ze rolled zir eyes. “Ugh. You don’t look cool enough to lay eggs. Usually you gotta have feathers or some shit.”
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