OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY | silly cake raid au

[Luciferr]

[ooc: blame the Pitt server but hey, cake au got extended to this raid!

Okay so this is not gonna affect anything outside this thread and is just a silly little fun thing for us all because the Pitt is made up of whimsy and violence apparently - so in this silly raid au EVERYONE IS MADE OF CAKE! Up to you what kind but we’re all cakeified.

As said this doesn’t affect anything but this thread, though I guess if you want it can be your character remembers this as a really really weird dream or something - this also means resulting injuries/death aren’t permanent here, so have fun!]

So the world was experiencing a sudden sharp rise in the number of cakes (and a sudden sharp drop in the number of living animals that were still animals) but that wouldn’t deter them, they did after all have a livelihood to consider.

Which is why when the roar - that sounded slightly more squishy - sounded out of ”GIVE NO QUARTER PITTIANS” the resulting boards of cakeified warriors wearing armour (which Amy as well have been their own personal baking tins now - and no doubt some felt rather toasty in the trek from the desert) raided through the mountain passes.

Silent himself was stood upon the high rise of the battlefield, watching cakeified limbs fly apart and icing spatter the ground where blood should really be - his icing lined gums pulling up over porcelain set teeth

Ugh, he missed actual limbs - cakes just didn’t taste the same.