household object roleplay (OPeN!!)

[fluffy]

Phil the Plate was a mistake. He was the horrific creation of a pottery class gone wrong. His misshapen surface was covered in lumps and an uneven coating of glaze. Every day, he craved for the sweet release of death. To smash upon the ground in millions of tiny ceramic shards was all he wanted. As such, he could be grumpy at times. “Pipe down!” he cried out in his garbled voice.