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Is this something kids say nowadays? Ah, fuck, if I know.
Anyway, I was told that I should introduce myself on here? So, um, hew—hi, I’m Shane Anneghanz. Or just call me Shane. I’ve been called by my last name too, although, it’s usually because I’m in trouble or something. Seriously, though, why do you guys do that? I would eat someone’s tower of marshmallows and suddenly, I’m Anneghanz? Okay, Rebecca.
I was designated male at first, and I identify myself as agender. I’m not very picky with pronouns, so I go by any pronouns, but most refers to me with neutral ones, which, I don’t mind at all.
I don’t even know what my age is anymore, man. I’m so old, I just feel like Death everyday. Some tells me I’m sort of young looking, like about two years old, but they’re probably just saying that so I wouldn’t cry in front of them.
I’m more of a traveller than anything, so I’m here and there. At the moment, I reside in Los Santos because my two close friends, who I call Su and Mo, want me to stay for them. I don’t think I do well with groups, but I’m mostly there just to interact with the spirits the group have there. Um. Yeah.
I’m panromantic pansexual, and I’m single as fuck. I form crushes way too easily, so, I beg you to not get me into parties, or my poor pan heart will die on me. Although, that’s the case, I don’t know if I’m fully ready to be in a love relationship? It’s...something, and I don’t know if I can handle that sort of a commitment, to be honest. I mean, I did have...a thing with Su and Mo, but- I- uh, it’s complicated... Anyway...
What I look like? A trash. HAH. That was a good one, right?
Really, though, I’m basically the tallest tabby cat you’ll ever meet with those stunning brown eyes that can get my ass NOT kicked if I do anything wrong. You can definitely find me by my lanky ass legs that doesn’t seem to know where they’re doing most of the time and how often I look so lost and out of the reality because, man, do I feel like Life always want to take me to Denny’s not to eat together but to beat the shit out of me, which, that’s homophobic.
My personality... Well, first thing to know about me is I’m an absolute mess. If you ask me how’s my day going and I’ll just blurt out, “By breathing”. I say dumb shit all the damn time without realizing, and if you’re one of the victims to my stupidity, I’m so sorry. Also, you need to know that I’m pretty damn awkward and forgetful, so good luck having to handle with me, um... If you can’t tell by now, I’m usually immature, let me be honest with you, but just let me have my moments, okay? I know when it’s time to be serious and all, so, please don’t hurt me, I’m like a child in an adult’s body. Even though I look like an asshole, I’m really kind. I think I’ll cry if someone tells me I’m an asshole, but, I swear, I will always find joy in making those around me feel loved and valued. So, if you ever need anything, just come to me, okay? I can’t promise I’ll make you those delicious comfort treats you’d see in movies, unless you dig with burnt food, but I’ll, like, give you hugs or read you bedtime stories, I don’t know. I’ll try whatever I can to make you have at least that small spark of hope. But, yeah, basically, I’m a chaotic disaster with a side of love.
Oh, that seems like that’s the time I have here, folks!
...Backstory? Family? Whomst? Don’t know them. My anxiety is calling me, so I gotta go. Okay. Cool, bye and thank you for coming by to read this mess of an introduction!”
Is this something kids say nowadays? Ah, fuck, if I know.
Anyway, I was told that I should introduce myself on here? So, um, hew—hi, I’m Shane Anneghanz. Or just call me Shane. I’ve been called by my last name too, although, it’s usually because I’m in trouble or something. Seriously, though, why do you guys do that? I would eat someone’s tower of marshmallows and suddenly, I’m Anneghanz? Okay, Rebecca.
I was designated male at first, and I identify myself as agender. I’m not very picky with pronouns, so I go by any pronouns, but most refers to me with neutral ones, which, I don’t mind at all.
I don’t even know what my age is anymore, man. I’m so old, I just feel like Death everyday. Some tells me I’m sort of young looking, like about two years old, but they’re probably just saying that so I wouldn’t cry in front of them.
I’m more of a traveller than anything, so I’m here and there. At the moment, I reside in Los Santos because my two close friends, who I call Su and Mo, want me to stay for them. I don’t think I do well with groups, but I’m mostly there just to interact with the spirits the group have there. Um. Yeah.
I’m panromantic pansexual, and I’m single as fuck. I form crushes way too easily, so, I beg you to not get me into parties, or my poor pan heart will die on me. Although, that’s the case, I don’t know if I’m fully ready to be in a love relationship? It’s...something, and I don’t know if I can handle that sort of a commitment, to be honest. I mean, I did have...a thing with Su and Mo, but- I- uh, it’s complicated... Anyway...
What I look like? A trash. HAH. That was a good one, right?
Really, though, I’m basically the tallest tabby cat you’ll ever meet with those stunning brown eyes that can get my ass NOT kicked if I do anything wrong. You can definitely find me by my lanky ass legs that doesn’t seem to know where they’re doing most of the time and how often I look so lost and out of the reality because, man, do I feel like Life always want to take me to Denny’s not to eat together but to beat the shit out of me, which, that’s homophobic.
My personality... Well, first thing to know about me is I’m an absolute mess. If you ask me how’s my day going and I’ll just blurt out, “By breathing”. I say dumb shit all the damn time without realizing, and if you’re one of the victims to my stupidity, I’m so sorry. Also, you need to know that I’m pretty damn awkward and forgetful, so good luck having to handle with me, um... If you can’t tell by now, I’m usually immature, let me be honest with you, but just let me have my moments, okay? I know when it’s time to be serious and all, so, please don’t hurt me, I’m like a child in an adult’s body. Even though I look like an asshole, I’m really kind. I think I’ll cry if someone tells me I’m an asshole, but, I swear, I will always find joy in making those around me feel loved and valued. So, if you ever need anything, just come to me, okay? I can’t promise I’ll make you those delicious comfort treats you’d see in movies, unless you dig with burnt food, but I’ll, like, give you hugs or read you bedtime stories, I don’t know. I’ll try whatever I can to make you have at least that small spark of hope. But, yeah, basically, I’m a chaotic disaster with a side of love.
Oh, that seems like that’s the time I have here, folks!
...Backstory? Family? Whomst? Don’t know them. My anxiety is calling me, so I gotta go. Okay. Cool, bye and thank you for coming by to read this mess of an introduction!”
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❝ THE STAR CHILD ❞ ————————————————————————
Don't tell me the [b]truth . Your world is upside down
You keep pretending . Don't trust your friends
You keep pretending . Don't trust your friends
[b]———————— CAELUM . AGENDER ( ANY PRONOUNS ) . XVIII . [color=#fff]STORAGE