08-01-2019, 01:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-07-2019, 05:58 PM by MIAMIHORROR.)
HUMAN NOTES:
- fc is luke/ryan gosling from the place beyond the pines. most of this is heavily inspired if not lifted from his character in the movie
- i'm just gonna call him miami in human aus. that might not be his name bc it's weird but idk im lazy? and i love it shut up
- bleaches his hair blonde. heavily tattooed (most of them don’t really have any meaning, he’s just impulsive and gets them on a whim because they look cool). also dresses like an ass, mostly dirty t shirts that he cuts up himself. basically.... he looks like a crackhead
- pretty much a professional pub brawler at this point. picks fights in bars for fun
- definitely been to jail once and has been arrested even more. probably for dumb shit like pulling a gun on the guy at 7-eleven at 2am bc the slurpee machine broke. he wasn’t gonna shoot him he was just really upset about not getting a slurpee
- knows all the cops within in town because he’s such a troublemaker. mortal enemies with most of them
- really into cars and motorcycles. definitely owns a bike and an 80s car and they’re his pride and joy
- early to mid twenties. never went to college and probably dropped out of high school. works as a car mechanic? something with his hands
- (depending on the au) by day he is a mechanic but by night he's a hitman... probably has tried to rob a bank before and definitely made a little side money driving a getaway car (0/5 stars on uber he drives like a MANIAC. probably drives off the side of a bridge and then plays it off like 'no but its a shortcut i swear') but he's mainly good at killing people. he's not even a really good hitman either he's probably one of the cheaper ones you can buy because he's messy and gets excited and is very bad at getting in and out unseen but if you just want to get someone brutally killed with a baseball bat full of nails? he's your guy
- when he's bored between contract hits he brutally kills predators and creeps Just For Fun and because he thinks they're disgusting
- finds the stupidest ugliest t shirts he can from goodwill and cuts them up to make them muscle tanks. has ones that are like "dog mom (heart emoji)" and "do what you love, love what you do" in that mom-kind of calligraphy font and thinks its the funniest thing to just wear them around to the grocery store with his nipples half out because he cut the sides out. also when people ask him what his job is because of the second t shirt he's just like. murder (:
- smokes a lot. likes shitty canned beer but not a very heavy drinker. may have done hard drugs before, but smoking is definitely his vice of choice
- owns at least one gun although he definitely shouldn’t be allowed to. might collect knives
- has a pitbull named diesel. he originally just thought it would be sick as hell to have a 'tough' breed of dog with a 'badass' name but his dog is actually his best friend and he spoils her absolutely ROTTEN. probably calls her deedee or some other flowery sort of nickname despite trying his hardest to seem Cool and Edgy
- miami, staring his dog directly in the eyes: i would lay down my life for you. i would die for you. blink at me if you understand.
- history was here but im thinking of editing it so. wip for now ig
- fc is luke/ryan gosling from the place beyond the pines. most of this is heavily inspired if not lifted from his character in the movie
- i'm just gonna call him miami in human aus. that might not be his name bc it's weird but idk im lazy? and i love it shut up
- bleaches his hair blonde. heavily tattooed (most of them don’t really have any meaning, he’s just impulsive and gets them on a whim because they look cool). also dresses like an ass, mostly dirty t shirts that he cuts up himself. basically.... he looks like a crackhead
- pretty much a professional pub brawler at this point. picks fights in bars for fun
- definitely been to jail once and has been arrested even more. probably for dumb shit like pulling a gun on the guy at 7-eleven at 2am bc the slurpee machine broke. he wasn’t gonna shoot him he was just really upset about not getting a slurpee
- knows all the cops within in town because he’s such a troublemaker. mortal enemies with most of them
- really into cars and motorcycles. definitely owns a bike and an 80s car and they’re his pride and joy
- early to mid twenties. never went to college and probably dropped out of high school. works as a car mechanic? something with his hands
- (depending on the au) by day he is a mechanic but by night he's a hitman... probably has tried to rob a bank before and definitely made a little side money driving a getaway car (0/5 stars on uber he drives like a MANIAC. probably drives off the side of a bridge and then plays it off like 'no but its a shortcut i swear') but he's mainly good at killing people. he's not even a really good hitman either he's probably one of the cheaper ones you can buy because he's messy and gets excited and is very bad at getting in and out unseen but if you just want to get someone brutally killed with a baseball bat full of nails? he's your guy
- when he's bored between contract hits he brutally kills predators and creeps Just For Fun and because he thinks they're disgusting
- finds the stupidest ugliest t shirts he can from goodwill and cuts them up to make them muscle tanks. has ones that are like "dog mom (heart emoji)" and "do what you love, love what you do" in that mom-kind of calligraphy font and thinks its the funniest thing to just wear them around to the grocery store with his nipples half out because he cut the sides out. also when people ask him what his job is because of the second t shirt he's just like. murder (:
- smokes a lot. likes shitty canned beer but not a very heavy drinker. may have done hard drugs before, but smoking is definitely his vice of choice
- owns at least one gun although he definitely shouldn’t be allowed to. might collect knives
- has a pitbull named diesel. he originally just thought it would be sick as hell to have a 'tough' breed of dog with a 'badass' name but his dog is actually his best friend and he spoils her absolutely ROTTEN. probably calls her deedee or some other flowery sort of nickname despite trying his hardest to seem Cool and Edgy
- miami, staring his dog directly in the eyes: i would lay down my life for you. i would die for you. blink at me if you understand.
- history was here but im thinking of editing it so. wip for now ig
old history:
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