SHARK TEETH / weekly tasks

[roman]

[align=center][div style="max-width: 600px; text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"]upon the arrival of her first victim--no, customer. client? person?--fish makes a strange sound. tsk tsk. like the clicking of a tongue mixed with a bird clicking it's beak together. it's a normal sound, but made strange by the fact that it is originating from a scaly water dog. her sensitive ears twitch, picking up amun's softly spoken comment. fish's eyesight is not the greatest during the daytime, but her hearing is always good. "no, no, you are friend because fish cannot eat friends." it makes sense to her, but amun might find it concerning that she would consider eating him at all. at least she found something that makes sense to her as to why she cannot dine on the residents of tanglewood. it's safer for everyone involved. "also, [member=342]amun[/member] since you are not muddy, i command you make a mud castle with friends." like a sand castle but more goopy. [member=67]beck.[/member] arrives next, and his comment brings a wide, terrifyingly sharp grin to her scaly visage. she chuckles in response to the pun. "very funny, my angry friend," apparently she is going with the whole friend thing today. "i want you to play a game where you say one sentence and then everyone else has to add on another sentence until it becomes a story." she heard drunk teenagers play that game in the woods when humans still lived in the area. it got very vulgar. not that fish was aware of it, of course.

beck's task was about as creative as fish got, so by the time amunet and nayru arrived, she was pretty much at a loss for what to say. "uh... [member=72]AMUNET G.[/member] you should make a limerick about one of your friends and perform it in front of everyone." fish doesn't even know what a limerick is, so the dragoness could compose a haiku or a even a sonnet and fish would be none the wiser. if [member=480]Nayru[/member]  thinks that her task is gonna be anything even remotely productive, she is about to be disappointed. "i say you get some big sticks and some mud and make a really cool fort." forts are fun to hide in and eat snacks.