Yuletide || Never Have I Ever + Mass Meet and Greet

[JERSEYBOY]

JERSEY
BOY

Jerseyboy hadn't been out-and-about lately, which was somewhat abnormal for the normally social creature. Maybe it was the sickeningly-sweet holiday season that had driven him away from everything? Probably. He knew of Christmas and all that, but he seldom actually celebrated it. Nobody ever got him everything and vice versa, it was just the way that it went. He was fine with the fact.

The tuxedo tom had gathered his jelly beans, quietly thinking to himself how much more fun this game would have been with shots instead of sweets. He couldn't help but snort at the answers that the others gave. "Never Have I Ever" kissed a lady? Said a bad word? "Sheesh, yous makin' me lose al-fuckin'-ready." Whoops. He was terrible at this, wasn't he?

After swallowing down two pink jellybeans, he supposed that it was his turn to go. "Name's Jerseyboy, 'n that's all there is to it. Neva' have I eva' gotten a Christmas present." Which may have sounded sad to some, but he personally didn't give a shit. He had only been alive for, what? One or two Christmases? His parents or friends sure didn't give a crap about the holidays, considering that they were strays who only had their next meal to worry about.

© MADI