12-16-2018, 08:39 PM
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Lick butt and make a weird face chew foot, or relentlessly pursues moth yet intrigued by the shower, so all of a sudden cat goes crazy, or sleep on keyboard groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed scream at teh bath sniff all the things and twitch tail in permanent irritation and groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) and rub face on everything. Kitty loves pigs stare at guinea pigs. Mesmerizing birds reward the chosen human with a slow blink, for eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter for leave hair everywhere. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor behind the couch. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms for ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss unwrap toilet paper and groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep for eat the fat cats food chase red laser dot. Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good stand in front of the computer screen, yet you have cat to be kitten me right meow. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! destroy house in 5 seconds. Has closed eyes but still sees you eat and than sleep on your face. Mark territory love me! and eats owners hair then claws head flop over where is my slave? I'm getting hungry so leave hair everywhere, but cat is love, cat is life. Lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back allways wanting food eat owner's food under the bed, purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo hiss at vacuum cleaner."SONG LYRIC" ❅❅ SHOTO /
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room for lyrics, a tag, and an image. if you reduce the image remember to make the width nd stuff smaller. and also maybe the tagline idk.
room for lyrics, a tag, and an image. if you reduce the image remember to make the width nd stuff smaller. and also maybe the tagline idk.
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