12-06-2018, 03:56 PM
I hear my dad and fight the urge to yell "OH HELL YEAH" at the top of my lungs. My dad is weird, but I love them nonetheless. They are the life of the party, after all. I hear a commotion and whip around, only to see my husband,,, my beloved egg. Space. I gasp and say, ""Wow dude u look fucking swaggy." In my moment of awe, I said swaggy. What the fuck.