JERSEY
BOY
BOY
Were... were these people just going to ignore the fact that this guy's name was Toronto Ontario Canada? Fucking Christ, that name was really long and.. extra. Was that the right term for it? Hell, this guy deserved the patriot of the year award. You couldn't pay JB to love a country that much.
Maybe these guys were too nice to say anything about it. They seemed the diplomatic and respectful type, after all. Jerseyboy, on the other hand, wasn't afraid to be upfront and honest with someone. So, the tuxedo tom would stroll over and give a raise of his brows to the stranger. "I'm gonna give props to your parents for that name. I mean, really." Unless he had named himself, which would've been just as hilarious. "Lemme guess - they really liked Canada?" What was there not to love? Er, cold. Snow. Canadian bacon. Overly nice people with no apparent backbone. Maple syrup. Moose. That was all Jerseyboy had ever heard about that place... ever.
He gave a roll of his shoulders and added, "Well, I'm Belleville New Jersey United States." Of course, he was only teasing. He had a knack for pushing peoples buttons. "But ah, most people call me Jerseyboy."
Whelp, there was really no more reason to stick around. Almost as soon as he had come, he chirped, "I'll see ya' around, Canada." and headed off.
// ic opinions bc he's a butthole
Maybe these guys were too nice to say anything about it. They seemed the diplomatic and respectful type, after all. Jerseyboy, on the other hand, wasn't afraid to be upfront and honest with someone. So, the tuxedo tom would stroll over and give a raise of his brows to the stranger. "I'm gonna give props to your parents for that name. I mean, really." Unless he had named himself, which would've been just as hilarious. "Lemme guess - they really liked Canada?" What was there not to love? Er, cold. Snow. Canadian bacon. Overly nice people with no apparent backbone. Maple syrup. Moose. That was all Jerseyboy had ever heard about that place... ever.
He gave a roll of his shoulders and added, "Well, I'm Belleville New Jersey United States." Of course, he was only teasing. He had a knack for pushing peoples buttons. "But ah, most people call me Jerseyboy."
Whelp, there was really no more reason to stick around. Almost as soon as he had come, he chirped, "I'll see ya' around, Canada." and headed off.
// ic opinions bc he's a butthole
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