11-12-2018, 03:41 AM
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A damn giant alligator trying to hold the even large snake by the ass. Okay, he'd seen everything. He could die...again in peace and not even attempt to come back. But it wasn't like he had wanted to come back in the first place. He'd just woken up in a pit and had struggled or a while trying to get out of the crater. He still didn't even know if he had created the crater or not but he was just partially happy to be alive. Even if he was some kind of dog. Being one wasn't so bad besides the whole food problem and he frowned at remembering his hunger. Damn, there were no burgers around here, no hot dogs, no...ice cream...no cakes. The more he thought about it the more dejected he became and he almost forgot about the snake and the alligator that was facing off. He watched with dual colored eyes as the snake tried it's best to coil around and snap the alligator up and he really hoped that someone came by soon that could deal with it because like hell he was going back out there and trying to do anything against that. "You got this!" Yep, whoever that was surely had this and he moved back from the pillar as if he might just abandon them altogether. Hell, it was no skin off his back if the other died in the process and he made a clean get away. He had his own problems but he still partially stayed, still leaning as if he might run. "Dammit, he needs help. I'm not for the whole losing my ass for a stranger." He muttered as he looked around for something to help him with but there was just rocks and sand. What the heck was he supposed to do? "Someone help kill this damn serpent please!" He finally screamed out just so that someone might hear and show up to put an end to this before he alligator got eaten. Man, he hoped he made a good call on that because he didn't want to be eaten by the alligator after the fact.
[glow=#000,1,400]NOT CAUSE I'M BUSY, I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK — ｡+ﾟ.[/glow]
[div style="width: 480px; height: auto; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 13px;"]Now there was no way he was going to look back. He'd seen enough in his life to understand when the cards were stacked against him especially where there was a 50 foot snake on his ass. How the hell was this thing even surviving in a damn desert anyway? It just didn't make sense and the more he thought about it the more he got confused as he tried to deduce the nonsense that was the place he was currently stuck in. Even so he was having a hard time what with all the sand and his hat wanting to leave his damn head because of the way he was galloping to try and get away from the damn thing. He had been in worse situations sure, but this one took the cake and he didn't have much time before it caught up to him and actually swallowed him whole as it were. So he needed to think fast and try to come up with a way to top the thing before it took one good gulp and down the hatch. But something happened that caused the creature to stop, he heard hisses of agitation which made him slow down in his running to duck behind a pillar that was jutting up awkwardly out of the sand. Turning he peaked out only to see something that he didn't think he would ever see.A damn giant alligator trying to hold the even large snake by the ass. Okay, he'd seen everything. He could die...again in peace and not even attempt to come back. But it wasn't like he had wanted to come back in the first place. He'd just woken up in a pit and had struggled or a while trying to get out of the crater. He still didn't even know if he had created the crater or not but he was just partially happy to be alive. Even if he was some kind of dog. Being one wasn't so bad besides the whole food problem and he frowned at remembering his hunger. Damn, there were no burgers around here, no hot dogs, no...ice cream...no cakes. The more he thought about it the more dejected he became and he almost forgot about the snake and the alligator that was facing off. He watched with dual colored eyes as the snake tried it's best to coil around and snap the alligator up and he really hoped that someone came by soon that could deal with it because like hell he was going back out there and trying to do anything against that. "You got this!" Yep, whoever that was surely had this and he moved back from the pillar as if he might just abandon them altogether. Hell, it was no skin off his back if the other died in the process and he made a clean get away. He had his own problems but he still partially stayed, still leaning as if he might run. "Dammit, he needs help. I'm not for the whole losing my ass for a stranger." He muttered as he looked around for something to help him with but there was just rocks and sand. What the heck was he supposed to do? "Someone help kill this damn serpent please!" He finally screamed out just so that someone might hear and show up to put an end to this before he alligator got eaten. Man, he hoped he made a good call on that because he didn't want to be eaten by the alligator after the fact.