11-01-2018, 12:42 PM
they looked at gordon with a blank three-eyed stare. “[color=salmon]how the fuck else am i s’posed to do it. lawl.” and with that eloquent tidbit offered wetly and then put out if the way, they took a deep gurgling breath and their mouth opened a little too wide, preparing to start screaming again, but then, a question. valo’s mouth snapped shut with an unflattering squelch, whiskers quivering from the force. they grinned.
“[color=salmon]vaaaaaaaaalooo-KAS!” they yelled it like a hyped up radio announcer (hyped up through abnormal means definitely, probably still dabbing at the white around their nose, even) and then chased the cry with a gooey snicker, shivering bodily with the thrill of their own glee. “[color=salmon]now. now, now. c’mon. you’re distracting me, bitch.” they pouted, third eye winking knowingly.
valo-kas whipped their head to look at esma and scowl, and then scowl deeper when they considered the question. “[color=salmon]buddy, i want you to think real hard here. i mean really pump that noggin meat for all it’s worth. like, reeaally commit yourself here.” valo-kas emptied their perpetually overflowing mouth onto the ground. “[color=salmon]you think maybe i’m covered in swamp detritus ‘cause uh...ummm...fuckin’ uh. i just came from there? listen. i’m just tryin’ to get back with my homies and they’re not where they’re s’posed to be. ‘s just spookies out there.” they lamented. “[color=salmon]oh. ohhhh, y’all didn’t kill ‘em, did you?” valo-kas pressed warily. “[color=salmon]i’ll leave. if that’s what’s up, i’m out.”
“[color=salmon]vaaaaaaaaalooo-KAS!” they yelled it like a hyped up radio announcer (hyped up through abnormal means definitely, probably still dabbing at the white around their nose, even) and then chased the cry with a gooey snicker, shivering bodily with the thrill of their own glee. “[color=salmon]now. now, now. c’mon. you’re distracting me, bitch.” they pouted, third eye winking knowingly.
valo-kas whipped their head to look at esma and scowl, and then scowl deeper when they considered the question. “[color=salmon]buddy, i want you to think real hard here. i mean really pump that noggin meat for all it’s worth. like, reeaally commit yourself here.” valo-kas emptied their perpetually overflowing mouth onto the ground. “[color=salmon]you think maybe i’m covered in swamp detritus ‘cause uh...ummm...fuckin’ uh. i just came from there? listen. i’m just tryin’ to get back with my homies and they’re not where they’re s’posed to be. ‘s just spookies out there.” they lamented. “[color=salmon]oh. ohhhh, y’all didn’t kill ‘em, did you?” valo-kas pressed warily. “[color=salmon]i’ll leave. if that’s what’s up, i’m out.”
[align=center][b]IF GOD DOESN’T LIKE UGLY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY