10-13-2018, 06:36 AM
No thanks. Those were the words that he would have most likely said upon seeing the lumpy slop of food Thea had the audacity to try and serve. Funnily enough, there was a significant number of pirates here who knew how to cook or bake. The first one who will appear in his head was Goldenluxury. She was always sharing all kinds of delicious treats ranging from sliders to curry to desserts. Another creature who had a knack for serving up dishes was none other than their own Captain who knew how to make rolls of sushi for days. The only thing he's really cooked by himself was slabs of meat from all the leftovers he got from his hobby of skinning animals, often having far too much meat that he'd open a temporary Korean barbecue for others to attend and eat until they were rounded and about to explode. To put it simply, The Typhoon had frequent rounds where members would share food to go along with a story or a simple good deed. Food was an integral part of the island so when Bakugou heard the newcomer's voice, trying to convince a few nameless pirates to eat her meal, he was curious to approach and look at what exactly she had created.
For a starter, he appreciated the rice but aside from that, Bakugou found that he didn't feel hungry. He isn't sure if it is because he feels repelled by the fem's food or if it is because he genuinely doesn't feel starved, that he's eaten well and feels content. Still, he can't help but offer a comment: "Not exactly perfect? I think ya mean far from perfect. Looks like someone took a shit on top of a heap of rice." Well, he never guaranteed that his comment would be a particularly nice one. "But yer wel -..." he notices how the beans look a little like slimy insects on the plate, scrunching his nose "-...come. You really, uh, didn't have to cook fer us." They did, after all, know that she had been exiled for dramas. Who was to say that her food was good? What if it was poisonous? "If anyone dies from the food ya made though, I ain't gonna hesitate crematin' you alive."
For a starter, he appreciated the rice but aside from that, Bakugou found that he didn't feel hungry. He isn't sure if it is because he feels repelled by the fem's food or if it is because he genuinely doesn't feel starved, that he's eaten well and feels content. Still, he can't help but offer a comment: "Not exactly perfect? I think ya mean far from perfect. Looks like someone took a shit on top of a heap of rice." Well, he never guaranteed that his comment would be a particularly nice one. "But yer wel -..." he notices how the beans look a little like slimy insects on the plate, scrunching his nose "-...come. You really, uh, didn't have to cook fer us." They did, after all, know that she had been exiled for dramas. Who was to say that her food was good? What if it was poisonous? "If anyone dies from the food ya made though, I ain't gonna hesitate crematin' you alive."