GLOBAL OFFENSIVE - private; s/hp meeting

[Owlie]

EDWARD NYGMA

WHAT AM I?

Edward still wasn't entirely sure why he had been promoted this high- he'd been around, but he hadn't done anything worth promotion. He... didn't cheat to this position. Had he earned it somehow without knowing? Why was he worth this note? He was a genius but he hadn't fully proved himself to them, yet.
"Will you just shut up and accept it?"

He was fine with it... just not proud of it. Maybe he would confront Monroe about it. He walked into the room on his hind legs, wearing his shirt and tiny tie. His outfit was still a progress- anything to appear human.
"Hey everyone-" He paused and the smirk dropped from his face. Think of one.
"I assemble, but I'm still of seprate parts. What am I?"

"Now that's a stupid one, Ed."

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