it's just cause you were five [o, human pokemon trainer au]

[Owlie]

EDWARD NYGMA

WHAT AM I?

// title topic is here, because i think that Jello deleted the original?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7xTPfC0pY

Ed was in his loose green attire, green tie, white collared shirt, open green suit jacket. He looked good in green. He sat with his hands clasped, fingers knitted together, chin rested on his hands, elbows on his legs. He was sitting on a crate, the dock moving under them.
He stared at his Alakazam, playing their typical game.
"It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is it?"

"Ala." A humpf, a look of contempt, confident.

Ed nodded, "Correct, a thumb. Next, I have two legs, but they only touch the ground while I'm at rest. What am I?" He leaned forward lightly, blinking, wondering if he'd get him this time. He was aggravated by this game, sometimes, he could believe in the idea this creature was smart than him.
What did that make him, a sidekick?

"Ala."

"Yep. Wheelbarrow. Okay, I cause involuntary movements in your vehicle. What am I?"

"Alakazam."

Edward hit his legs, "Oh, come on!" He sucked in a breath, "Now you give me one." He said, sitting up as Alakazam leaned forward giving him a look
"Ala, Alakazam alakazam, ala."

Ed sat up with a stumped look on his face.

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