[align=center][div style="width: 45%; text-align: justify; font-size: 11pt; letter-spacing: -1px; font-family: verdana;"]♦ — for more information on how marko is at times as oblivious as a really oblivious person (for example, michael), please look to how the undertaker didn't even notice a knife being stabbed straight through the hatch he was unaware he was standing on. if he had, he might've laughed or yelled or do... something, but he was busy looking to all two people who showed up—if only cat was there. no matter, he waved at the two and gave them a big ol' grin. "it's hella nice up hear, man!" he hollered to jikai, keeping his response to alex as just a giggle. he preferred to not give alex the reaction he wanted, it was more fun that way.
"ok! on to the things i wanna talk about, let's deal with the most boring-est thing first. alex—" he gave a tiny wave to the older vamp. "—i'm, uh, promoting you to the high-in-demand rank of slayer. would be higher, but i'm still keepin' an eye out on who exactly i should give the big deal names. might still end up bein' you, though," marko said. short, simple, and sweet, except it really wasn't any of those.
next thing, and this one he actually kinda had to keep more concise, considering it was a bit more complex than giving alex a big promotion to a semi-high position. "so, along with the positions and such, i wanna introduce a title system." he took a deep breath and pulled his notecard close. this was something he couldn't let himself struggle to read, even if he wrote it extremely sloppily for some reason. "for loyal dudes, i'm giving out the title of hound dog. for welcoming dudes, radio star. for the people who've really, like, learned the territory and have made an effort to expand our knowledge of it, or... something, wayward son." he paused a moment, to let those three sink in (and let carry on my wayward's son play in his head for a moment). "for the people who've really proven themselves on the battlefield, smooth criminal. for dudes who have helped immensely with the process of organizing things, barracuda. babes who do something important involving medical stuffs, sandman. kinda the opposite sorta thing than how the song goes and all, anyways, uhm... babes who chat it up and do stuff with the other groups 'round, freebird." he paused dramatically. "and, finally, for the babes, and dudes, and everyone else who does something that really impacts san creado, they get the title of killer queen." yes, he did name all of them after songs. the mixtape he was listening to was pretty fire.
with that out of the way, he had one more important thing to talk about before he could make his way back down. "alright, final whatever, the festival we're throwing! the fiesta, if you will! that's gonna be happenin' really, really soon. with some... suggestions, i have decided on a system to make this really fun!! there's gonna be a bingo system, where if you make a bingo, you'll get the title of hound dog, yeah? and then, there's also gonna be this rewards card thing that rialto mentioned to me once, but that i'm making actually, like, good, where if you finish everything by goin' to all these places you get the title of wayward son. cool? well, if you do both, then you get the title of barracuda, and i heard you might also get some prizes along with those titles!" he grinned. "that's all for now, i guess! alex, you can get your beauty sleep now."
in the time span of about two steps, marko tripped on the section of the knife that xenia had stabbed at him, and only barely caught himself from falling down the entire building. luckily, it did give him a view of cat, who he looked at in pure confusion before properly pulling himself back onto the bell tower's little landing area.
//TL;DR awex is pwomoted to slayer uwu
HP TRYOUTS R STILL HAPPENING pls do this
fiesta stuff is gonna happen!! a guide will be up soon describing it in detail
titles!! they exist now. heres the poppiest mixtape markos ever made
"ok! on to the things i wanna talk about, let's deal with the most boring-est thing first. alex—" he gave a tiny wave to the older vamp. "—i'm, uh, promoting you to the high-in-demand rank of slayer. would be higher, but i'm still keepin' an eye out on who exactly i should give the big deal names. might still end up bein' you, though," marko said. short, simple, and sweet, except it really wasn't any of those.
next thing, and this one he actually kinda had to keep more concise, considering it was a bit more complex than giving alex a big promotion to a semi-high position. "so, along with the positions and such, i wanna introduce a title system." he took a deep breath and pulled his notecard close. this was something he couldn't let himself struggle to read, even if he wrote it extremely sloppily for some reason. "for loyal dudes, i'm giving out the title of hound dog. for welcoming dudes, radio star. for the people who've really, like, learned the territory and have made an effort to expand our knowledge of it, or... something, wayward son." he paused a moment, to let those three sink in (and let carry on my wayward's son play in his head for a moment). "for the people who've really proven themselves on the battlefield, smooth criminal. for dudes who have helped immensely with the process of organizing things, barracuda. babes who do something important involving medical stuffs, sandman. kinda the opposite sorta thing than how the song goes and all, anyways, uhm... babes who chat it up and do stuff with the other groups 'round, freebird." he paused dramatically. "and, finally, for the babes, and dudes, and everyone else who does something that really impacts san creado, they get the title of killer queen." yes, he did name all of them after songs. the mixtape he was listening to was pretty fire.
with that out of the way, he had one more important thing to talk about before he could make his way back down. "alright, final whatever, the festival we're throwing! the fiesta, if you will! that's gonna be happenin' really, really soon. with some... suggestions, i have decided on a system to make this really fun!! there's gonna be a bingo system, where if you make a bingo, you'll get the title of hound dog, yeah? and then, there's also gonna be this rewards card thing that rialto mentioned to me once, but that i'm making actually, like, good, where if you finish everything by goin' to all these places you get the title of wayward son. cool? well, if you do both, then you get the title of barracuda, and i heard you might also get some prizes along with those titles!" he grinned. "that's all for now, i guess! alex, you can get your beauty sleep now."
in the time span of about two steps, marko tripped on the section of the knife that xenia had stabbed at him, and only barely caught himself from falling down the entire building. luckily, it did give him a view of cat, who he looked at in pure confusion before properly pulling himself back onto the bell tower's little landing area.
//TL;DR awex is pwomoted to slayer uwu
HP TRYOUTS R STILL HAPPENING pls do this
fiesta stuff is gonna happen!! a guide will be up soon describing it in detail
titles!! they exist now. heres the poppiest mixtape markos ever made
pure fire:
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