la primavera - open, mass meet and greet

[madster]

so there was a lot of people joining. deep down, malphas knew that was a good thing, but on the exterior he hated introducing himself. hey, i'm malphas. i eat people. i'm kind of a narcissist, get over it. however, his loyalty to tanglewood outweighed his petty hatred, and he decided to do something people would hopefully respect him for.

"heyo. everybody come round," he announced, batting his crimson eyes. the sun shone down brightly on his grey fur and he cringed, not liking being outside in the middle of town. "we're gonna get into a circle and let's all introduce ourselves since there's a lot of you new fuckers around. say some shit about yourself or whatever. feel free to ask questions too, it's a fuckin' bonding exercise." he stretched, shifting his weight. he plunked down a six-pack of beer he had gotten from loners with a trade. "i got booze too! if you don't want to talk booze up. for me the words just start flowin'."

malphas opened his mouth again. "ok. i'm gonna go first. my name is malphas... no last name, fuck family," he joked. "i'm a chaser here. if you end up dead somehow, i'm gonna eat your corpse. just a note. anyways, fun facts. i don't know how to fuckin' swim but my liver's swimmin' in alcohol," he had the humor of a washed-up teenager because that was exactly what he was. "i only come to events if there's alcohol."

he shrugged. "so. what about you assholes?"