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[chicken]

batterychicken was a little miserable that the biting cold was the only thing that he could note about snowbound. it really consumed all of your senses froze your mind. as a siberian tiger, he was meant to be adapted to the cold but the last thing chicken wanted right now was to be used to this way of life. no thanks.

turning towards the stranger who had interrupted his sulking with a much too bright 'hi?', batterychicken grumbled at the smaller feline and wondered why they sounded so goddamn cheerful. it just pushed chicken into a deeper sulk. he wanted to hate this place and the people here, but this little fellow seemed to be rather friendly. at the question of what he was doing here, his ears immediately flattened and a scowl a branded his features.

"you think i want to be here?" chicken seethed, flicking his tail in izuku's direction. "seeing as i am obviously stuck here for the foreseeable future, why don't you make yourself useful and show me into the warmth before my tits really do freeze off." knowing he had sounded rather rude, chicken sunk his front-half into the snow as if he were an ostrich burying its head in the sand, wishing he could just disappear or be transported somewhere else. preferably a nice warm, tropical island.