06-20-2018, 04:51 PM
AND I'M JUST A DEAD MAN WALKING TONIGHT
Ah, yes -- the typical confusion and despair of a former human (presumably) realizing they were in the middle of Catville with a bunch of fucking cats and that oh, they were suddenly a cat too. Consider Bast shocked to realize they had another of those at their border. (Hint: He wasn't. This was so fucking common place now that he barely even batted an eye at the realization of what they were dealing with.) Just another Wednesday, he supposed. Time to get this dude up to speed and carry on with his patrol, and shit.
"Right. Yeah, buddy, I don't know how to break this to you, but you aren't dreaming. Or hallucinating. Or crazy. Surprise, you're an animal now," he drawled, nonchalant and vaguely bored, "I'm assuming you were not an animal before, but no worries. You'll probably get used to it. Welcome to the land of Feline. Do you want a room that you can freak out in now, or would you rather freak out first and then get yourself situated somewhere?"
[align=center]BASTILLEPRISONER — ASTRAL SERAPH — TAGS"Right. Yeah, buddy, I don't know how to break this to you, but you aren't dreaming. Or hallucinating. Or crazy. Surprise, you're an animal now," he drawled, nonchalant and vaguely bored, "I'm assuming you were not an animal before, but no worries. You'll probably get used to it. Welcome to the land of Feline. Do you want a room that you can freak out in now, or would you rather freak out first and then get yourself situated somewhere?"
Honey, you're familiar, like my mirror years ago, Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword, Innocence died screaming; honey, ask me, I should know, I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door. [b][sup]▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃[/sup][/b]