06-19-2018, 07:19 PM
Like most mistakes Izuku makes in his life, he doesn't mean to. But Izuku inevitably must make a weekly mistake, apparently, because that's just how his life was, now. This was not the ideal week for mistakes, and neither would be the next few ones. This was mostly because Izuku couldn't even run from his mistakes. Or, well, he could, but he'd be in excruciating pain all the while.
Today, specifically, Izuku is just loitering out and about. Just near the lake, really, though it's fairly far from the village. His paw had been hurting so Izuku decided to just ... stop for a minute. The Maine Coon shuts his eyes tight as he seats himself, and leans himself so that he could keep his paw off the ground. Hm -- painkillers? Should he take painkillers? Or -- he had that tea he didn't finish, earlier. It's probably cold, but he's pretty sure that's a better way to deal with this. Seriously, when was the last time he had non-medicated tea. Izuku doesn't know. Anyways, there's honking in the distance, and that's kinda weird, but whatever.
Anyways, it's after only a few minutes of rest(who has time for rest?) that Izuku gets up again. He wobbles a little as he rights himself, and begins limping forward again. Gradually, the honks get louder, and Izuku has literally no idea what's going on. Till he does, of course, because a goose stands there. Just one. Izuku blinks. He didn't think there'd be geese in the tundra. I mean ... these geese are subtly weird in their appearances, and maybe they're a different type of goose? Then the goose honks again. Izuku blinks. It begins to advance and -- is that another goose. Completely bewildered, Izuku blinks, and, hesitantly takes a step back. He'd heard geese were aggressive, but he hadn't done anything. So Izuku's kind of delayed in his retreat, but there's three geese now and oh god they're running. Does Izuku turn tail and run for his life? Absolutely. He may or may not have let out a long, terrified shriek as he does so, because geese are terrifying what the fuck. Their mouths are full of teeth. To hell with Shigaraki or the entire League, geese are worse. They don't have plans. Or morals. They're just made of teeth and evil. It should be noted that Izuku has never seen a goose in his life till now. They're catching up oh my god. Teeth and furiously beating wings, and every step is just blinding pain because who in the world can run on three legs when the fourth would be dragging behind them. He'd like to meet them. He'd also like to know who let geese exist here, he just wants to talk.
//this is the funniest thread idea ive ever had and im Sorry i cant give it justice asdhfadsfsdg
Today, specifically, Izuku is just loitering out and about. Just near the lake, really, though it's fairly far from the village. His paw had been hurting so Izuku decided to just ... stop for a minute. The Maine Coon shuts his eyes tight as he seats himself, and leans himself so that he could keep his paw off the ground. Hm -- painkillers? Should he take painkillers? Or -- he had that tea he didn't finish, earlier. It's probably cold, but he's pretty sure that's a better way to deal with this. Seriously, when was the last time he had non-medicated tea. Izuku doesn't know. Anyways, there's honking in the distance, and that's kinda weird, but whatever.
Anyways, it's after only a few minutes of rest(who has time for rest?) that Izuku gets up again. He wobbles a little as he rights himself, and begins limping forward again. Gradually, the honks get louder, and Izuku has literally no idea what's going on. Till he does, of course, because a goose stands there. Just one. Izuku blinks. He didn't think there'd be geese in the tundra. I mean ... these geese are subtly weird in their appearances, and maybe they're a different type of goose? Then the goose honks again. Izuku blinks. It begins to advance and -- is that another goose. Completely bewildered, Izuku blinks, and, hesitantly takes a step back. He'd heard geese were aggressive, but he hadn't done anything. So Izuku's kind of delayed in his retreat, but there's three geese now and oh god they're running. Does Izuku turn tail and run for his life? Absolutely. He may or may not have let out a long, terrified shriek as he does so, because geese are terrifying what the fuck. Their mouths are full of teeth. To hell with Shigaraki or the entire League, geese are worse. They don't have plans. Or morals. They're just made of teeth and evil. It should be noted that Izuku has never seen a goose in his life till now. They're catching up oh my god. Teeth and furiously beating wings, and every step is just blinding pain because who in the world can run on three legs when the fourth would be dragging behind them. He'd like to meet them. He'd also like to know who let geese exist here, he just wants to talk.
//this is the funniest thread idea ive ever had and im Sorry i cant give it justice asdhfadsfsdg
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