there’s a bad man in everyone // o - visitor

[valo-kas]

“[color=salmon]heya bonus,” because no names were sacred to valo-kas, “[color=salmon]i’m from next door, the swampzone, tan- ” the feline was batted over and, though a look of alarm crossed their three-eyed face, valo-kas made no attempt to fight back.

“[color=salmon]boy oh boy, i didn’t think you salty yo-ho motherfuckers would be this quick to jump my bones. is this gonna be like those books where they snatch away some well-to-do maiden and make a wanton pirate wench of her because i’m not here for that. yet.” they rambled when they were nervous, and rarely had anything good to say.

“[color=salmon]what i am here for is the pursuit of a place to hang and also sell insurance. maybe. if ya’ll promise to not tackle me anymore.” they had still made no move to get up. “[color=salmon]what d’you think? am i clear?”