hey dude i hate everything you do // o - dance

[valo-kas]

"[color=salmon]holy shit dude where'd ya'll come from." valo-kas had dipped away from their own event to go hog wild on the snack table (most of what was there looked either inedible or was bugs) and when they came back they almost spat out the terrible worm jelly marinating in their stomach. "[color=salmon]alright okay so anyone, uh, who can't dance, you just sort of...like," they moved to a place where they'd be easy to see, swallowing a juicy mouthful of bug bits and slime. "[color=salmon]get on out there and, you know your booty? your cheeks? you're gonna take that baby, put it up, and shake that shit like you've got nothin' else to live for." they gave an enthusiastic demonstration. "[color=salmon]i mean really swing that caboose around." their demonstration continued and they stamped their feet in time with their saucy jiggling.

they stopped once they felt the lesson had been made clear. "[color=salmon]oh the boombox? borrowed. don't worry 'bout it. freyja, your government assigned date is nayru, if you can't get her to shake her ass 'til it falls off by the time this shindig's over, i will have you executed. and morrrgaaan, a date is when you...uh...well in the context of right now, it's just your dancing partner." they tried to stifle a burp and it didn't work. The air came out with a brief bubble of pink that snapped soon after.