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The cub’s massive paw tapped the golden bell. Wuyi peered excitedly into the jungle foliage, waiting for a pirate to appear. “Hello! Bai Shi says you guys are pirates! I’ve never met a pirate, but you guys seem awesome! HELLO!” Wuyi called. The cub frowned, glanced over xyr shoulder to Bai Shi, and added, “I hope they arrive soon! But the bell is really cool! And so is the ocean!”
Wuyi twirled in xyr velvet cape, looking down at the ocean to watch xyr reflection. The kid loved his Halloween costume so much, Wuyi decided to wear it to visit the other groups! The waves distorted the shape and color of the velvet—and himself!—but that made the ocean more fun than a mirror. Obviously. Wuyi had never seen an ocean before, but Wuyi decided xe liked these giant salty puddles.
Of course, Wuyi hadn’t come alone—these were important ambassador thingies, according to Bai Shi, and the leader themselves needed to attend. But that was even more awesome than a random adventure, because Wuyi was doing super cool leader things! Well, not leader things. More like assistant-to-the-leader-things. Which was still cool!
Then, Wuyi remembered why they’d come, and xe looked back at the jungle. “HELLO! We’re from Alithís Evgenis! We come in peace! Please take us to your leader!” The cub cut xemelf off there. “Wait. That sounded like something an alien would say, you know, from one of my comics! Right, Bai Shi? Was that too much?”
Wuyi twirled in xyr velvet cape, looking down at the ocean to watch xyr reflection. The kid loved his Halloween costume so much, Wuyi decided to wear it to visit the other groups! The waves distorted the shape and color of the velvet—and himself!—but that made the ocean more fun than a mirror. Obviously. Wuyi had never seen an ocean before, but Wuyi decided xe liked these giant salty puddles.
Of course, Wuyi hadn’t come alone—these were important ambassador thingies, according to Bai Shi, and the leader themselves needed to attend. But that was even more awesome than a random adventure, because Wuyi was doing super cool leader things! Well, not leader things. More like assistant-to-the-leader-things. Which was still cool!
Then, Wuyi remembered why they’d come, and xe looked back at the jungle. “HELLO! We’re from Alithís Evgenis! We come in peace! Please take us to your leader!” The cub cut xemelf off there. “Wait. That sounded like something an alien would say, you know, from one of my comics! Right, Bai Shi? Was that too much?”
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