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06-05-2020, 06:44 PM
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Granted, but the stores are conveniently out of lip balm every time you want to buy some. I wish my guinea pig could speak English. Posting Freak Offline 
06-05-2020, 07:22 PM
Granted. Your guinea pig can now speak English, but to your absolute horror, you discover that he's from the United Kingdom.
I wish that Amazon wouldn't fuck up my orders, because I really wanted that one thing to be delivered but it DIDN'T COME. Member Offline
06-05-2020, 08:56 PM
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what the HELL Granted. Amazon doesn't fuck up your orders at the expense of every other company you order from fucking up your orders instead! I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant. Administrator Offline  a little testing, don't mind me
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06-06-2020, 02:49 PM
The genie grants your wish! You're now not lactose intolerant, but instead straight up allergic to lactose. No more taking Lactaid and toughing it out... I wish I could summon a weapon on command. "FUNNY OLD WORLD, ISN'T IT?" - Crowley Hiya! I'm Orion, Beasts of Beyond's administrator and owner. I play a few characters, which you can view by clicking on 'linked accounts' underneath my avatar or going to my profile. I am always open to plotting or chit-chatting with anyone who asks, so feel free to approach me at any time. Along with that, I am open to answering any questions about BoB. You can do either by sending me a message on-site or on our Discord! I look forward to roleplaying with all of you. ;^)For info on BoB's revamp, click here! Check out the guidebook too. |
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