Rules are simple! The first person posts a wish of their own. The next person answers, twisting the wish to disadvantage the first poster, and then posts their own wish. If you're familiar with The Monkey's Paw, you'll already know how this works. Here's a short example though:

Quote:Brutus:
Genie, I wish I was rich!

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Duncan:
Your name is now Rich... As in Richard.

I wish I was invisible.

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Blaise:
You are now invisible and cannot reappear.

I wish for.... and so on...

The person that posts next can start us off. <3

The genie grants your wish, but all he can do is wrap you and flex tape then hope.

I wish I was a wizard.

Your wish becomes true! You begin driving with your knees. As most would except, you aren't skilled with driving with your knees. Inevitably your seat is lowered to the floor. Seeing over the hood is impossible. A crash is practically unavoidable. Along with that, every time you pass a cop, you're pulled over and receive a ticket.

I wish I could shapeshift!

You remember your social insurance number on command but you're required to tell someone afterwards.

I wish I had no enemies.