07-17-2018, 09:18 PM
[align=center][div style="width: 500px; text-align: justify; font-size: 9.4pt; line-height: 1.4;"][member=1336]Elon[/member]
/sorry this is awful lmfao
"Fucking- owl." Gabriel shook his head, onyx eyes narrowed in digust at the pellets he'd just spent a few minutes hacking up. Why couldn't he have gotten the feline digestive system? Hairballs were so much easier to deal with than bones, not to mention it was much easier to groom himself for the exact same reason. He wished he knew whose grand idea it was to splice together completely different creatures, because he'd love to meet them so he could firstly inform them of how much of a dumbass they were, and then introduce them to the reasons for that. Exhibit number one: his talons. Exhibit number two: his beak. After that, he could demonstrate his shiny digestive system to them firsthand, although that would be a bit overboard, if only because he wasn't too keen on spitting them out, regardless of the shit they'd done to him. They would certainly deserve to be swallowed down and regurgitated.
Giving his head another shake, Gabe stared woefully at his next meal, then considered if there was someone he could pawn the mouse off onto. Not Laz, because the kid needed more energy than what this rodent could offer, but maybe one of the cats around here wouldn't pass up an opportunity for a free meal. The hybrid knew he needed to eat, he just couldn't bring himself to do it yet, because there was a time in his life when he didn't hack up pellets, and when he had more than a pointy triangle on his face to work with. Nothing to be done for it, though.
Gabe glared at the mouse for a few more moments, and then he sighed, casting his gaze around for anyone who looked hungry. There had to be someone.
[align=right][i]——INFO
/sorry this is awful lmfao
"Fucking- owl." Gabriel shook his head, onyx eyes narrowed in digust at the pellets he'd just spent a few minutes hacking up. Why couldn't he have gotten the feline digestive system? Hairballs were so much easier to deal with than bones, not to mention it was much easier to groom himself for the exact same reason. He wished he knew whose grand idea it was to splice together completely different creatures, because he'd love to meet them so he could firstly inform them of how much of a dumbass they were, and then introduce them to the reasons for that. Exhibit number one: his talons. Exhibit number two: his beak. After that, he could demonstrate his shiny digestive system to them firsthand, although that would be a bit overboard, if only because he wasn't too keen on spitting them out, regardless of the shit they'd done to him. They would certainly deserve to be swallowed down and regurgitated.
Giving his head another shake, Gabe stared woefully at his next meal, then considered if there was someone he could pawn the mouse off onto. Not Laz, because the kid needed more energy than what this rodent could offer, but maybe one of the cats around here wouldn't pass up an opportunity for a free meal. The hybrid knew he needed to eat, he just couldn't bring himself to do it yet, because there was a time in his life when he didn't hack up pellets, and when he had more than a pointy triangle on his face to work with. Nothing to be done for it, though.
Gabe glared at the mouse for a few more moments, and then he sighed, casting his gaze around for anyone who looked hungry. There had to be someone.
[align=right][i]——INFO
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I'M
[/td][td]FADING
[/td][td]FADING
[/td][td]MUCH TOO FAST
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