08-05-2018, 09:27 PM
This place wasn’t as shoddy as he thought, maybe he’d like to stay here longer than anticipated? These people weren’t savages; some of them appeared pretty adept. The dames here weren’t all that bad either. Additionally, Leroy had gotten used to dwelling in secluded spots, so much so that he had gotten comfortable in them, and you can’t get much more secluded than a swamp in the middle of nothingness. However, what really sealed the deal was the old architecture and vehicles. By god was he a sucker for antiques. He collected old things, which was something of a hobby for him, though he did not like to say it. Hobbies were for those not doing enough, and Leroy definitely had stuff to do... like move his collection into his unfamiliar house, for instance.
It was a humble abode with a wearily-shingled crimson roof and deteriorating siding, but it was his. The inside wasn’t any better, what with empty shelves, a collapsed fireplace, termite-eaten doors, and an extremely lumpy bed. The interior he planned on fixing up today, the outside can wait for another time. Now, he wasn’t exactly a gifted house-flipper, yet Leroy had a mean taste in décor; boxes full of it, to be precise, mostly consisting of old car parts and other outdated objects, some with wall mounts, others meant for floor and shelf placement. Just how well these things would spruce up his place, he didn’t know, but they’ll nevertheless make they dusty furniture in there look a lot less cheesy.
Okay. Box number one. Leaving the other one for afterwards, the tall mutt lowered his beefy neck so his head could make contact with the cardboard, and when it did, he started pushing. Man, this would be easy, he’d have a better looking house than everybody else in no time- CRASH!!! "You’ve gotta be shittin’ me!" he cried in anguish as 40’s license plates, a vintage electric fan, what could be presumed as valuable comic books, and many more cluttered the ground before him. Swinging his head behind him, Leroy identified the culprit: a smiley-faced rock, which he had stepped on whilst pushing along the box. Returning his gaze to the container, it looked scarily larger than before, as the vast number of its’ contents poured unto the soil forced Leroy to realize how much these things could hold.
Some of the stuff in there he didn’t want others to see. This hobby of his was a secret, after all. Flipping it right-side-up, the wolfhound quickly grabbed doohickeys and threw them in the cardboard box as fast as he could, and once at half full, commodities had started to fall out again; he had crumpled the box. It was then Leroy finally snapped his cap ”You’ve gotta be FUCKIN’ kidding me! I just want this stuff in my house, not on the FUCKIN’ ground in front of it! Can’t I catch a fuckin’ break?”
It was a humble abode with a wearily-shingled crimson roof and deteriorating siding, but it was his. The inside wasn’t any better, what with empty shelves, a collapsed fireplace, termite-eaten doors, and an extremely lumpy bed. The interior he planned on fixing up today, the outside can wait for another time. Now, he wasn’t exactly a gifted house-flipper, yet Leroy had a mean taste in décor; boxes full of it, to be precise, mostly consisting of old car parts and other outdated objects, some with wall mounts, others meant for floor and shelf placement. Just how well these things would spruce up his place, he didn’t know, but they’ll nevertheless make they dusty furniture in there look a lot less cheesy.
Okay. Box number one. Leaving the other one for afterwards, the tall mutt lowered his beefy neck so his head could make contact with the cardboard, and when it did, he started pushing. Man, this would be easy, he’d have a better looking house than everybody else in no time- CRASH!!! "You’ve gotta be shittin’ me!" he cried in anguish as 40’s license plates, a vintage electric fan, what could be presumed as valuable comic books, and many more cluttered the ground before him. Swinging his head behind him, Leroy identified the culprit: a smiley-faced rock, which he had stepped on whilst pushing along the box. Returning his gaze to the container, it looked scarily larger than before, as the vast number of its’ contents poured unto the soil forced Leroy to realize how much these things could hold.
Some of the stuff in there he didn’t want others to see. This hobby of his was a secret, after all. Flipping it right-side-up, the wolfhound quickly grabbed doohickeys and threw them in the cardboard box as fast as he could, and once at half full, commodities had started to fall out again; he had crumpled the box. It was then Leroy finally snapped his cap ”You’ve gotta be FUCKIN’ kidding me! I just want this stuff in my house, not on the FUCKIN’ ground in front of it! Can’t I catch a fuckin’ break?”