LIGHTNING MCQUEEN — cars au, open

[MARCELLUS]

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If it was one thing Marcellus hated, he absolutely positively hated cars. Cars were noisy, loud, polluting, disgusting, and humans used them for the silliest of reasons. He could easily walk and run without having to use a noisy disgusting car, but the humans couldn't and thus Marcel even though he was a afraid of them for their weapons, viewed them as inferior and lower than he, nothing more than a little ant amongst a crickets land. But today it seemed that him with that mindset would give the Grim Ray quite a scare and so it did. The morning was quick to come with the sun peering over the distant horizon, and the chirping of birds beginning to come out.

Marcellus opened his eyes and gave a yawn, looking around. Though something was off and he couldn't turn his head. Shrugging it off, the male turned around however ended up breaking down his entire shack and running it over with his wheels and coming onto the sand. "What. The. Fuck?" The male tried to back up only to hear the roaring of an engine, looking down to see car tracks from where he road off from. What the hell was happening? Quickly the newly made car began to "run" to the water, going faster than usual and peering down to see the face of a car. He was a pale cream color with cheetah spots all over. "Uh. Um. What?" He wasn't sure how to react to any of this. He was a fucking car.

[rochelle]

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When Rochelle’s eyes opened that day, the whirring of an engine played in her ears. She thought at first someone was messing around with some powers outside of where she’d been sleeping, and she assumed that’s what stirred her awake. As she rolled forward to get to her feet, she quite literally rolled forward. The motion almost made her feel dizzy, and it caused her to accelerate forward more quickly. The wolf ... or more like the, uh ... automobile gave a gasp of shock, whirring around to break through the jungle canopy. As she did, twigs snapped and the thick, waxy leaves flew around her.

When she made it to the beach, she halted, hearing a mechanic screech. Was someone playing tricks on her? Were some pesky kids trying to make her sound like a car with every movement she made? Rochelle huffed, though it was overlapped with the sound of an engine revving. ”I swear—“ The crewmember had been looking around for the pranksters when she was caught off guard by her reflection in a nearby pool of water. She was a car. Clear as the ocean beyond, a car. Dark brown, black in the sunlight, with deep amber headlights. Then, she began to freak out. ”Holy—HONK! Mercy me! HONK! HELP! HOOOONK!” She whipped around to see Marcellus, or a CAR that appeared to be Marcel, and she rolled over frantically to him, trying to say something but amidst her freaking out, only this came out to him: ”HOOOOOOONK!”

[MARCELLUS]

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No, no, no. Okay deep breaths or deep engine noises? Whatever it was. He had to remain calm and level headed if he ever wanted to be able to figure out how the hell any of this was happening. The male looked away from the water and looked around, driving to look to the side, his eyes quickly shifting when he heard the sound of car noises and honking, and then a roaring engine? Oh fuck what if humans had decided to get into their territory and do this to them though how they managed to would be completely beyond him. Ready to fight or rather flee, the cheetah printed car turned around to see another car speeding right at him. He squinted to see it as Rochelle and was taken back by the sight. Whoa what the hell? Though it was reassuring to know that he wasn't the only one dealing with this weird shit. Marcel backed up a bit when she got closer, taken back by the sight. Was everyone a damn car now? Frankly Marcel wanted to know who the hell did this and if this was their own version of a cold stupid joke. It probably was frankly.

The shiny car winced when he heard the loud honk coming from Rochelle, the male regaining his "composure." "Calm down, Rochelle, try to speak words that I can understand." His tone reassuring as it could get. He needed her to calm down since frankly he didn't speak car talk and still only understood English. Either way, he had to admit, he was freaking out a bit right now as well but he would but he would force himself to stay as calm as he could manage, the male looking around. "Lets walk, erm, roll, down the beach and see if we can find anyone else. We can't be the only ones this happened to." His tone was curious as he wanted to know if anyone else was dealing with this bit of a dilemma which no doubt they probably were. Slowing to a pace for Rochelle to match, the male began to roll down the beach with his wheel occasionally getting caught in the sand and him having to gun it out as if he were a race car. Other than that little issue, being a car wasn't so bad as he didn't have to deal with a stupid limp.

[VANDAL R.]

At first, there's silence - silence so still that it can only mean one thing. From the distance, the sound of a sleek rev whirrs ever so closer, louder and louder until a figure breaks through the canopy on the far side of the island by jumping off a low ledge. Silhouetted, the sleek thing slams back onto ground level and kicks up sand with its white-walls, speeding closer to Marcel and Rochelle at top acceleration before stopping, just in time, to be facing them with a wide, exhilarated smile.

"This is honking awesome!" The voice is too familiar to be mistaken for anybody else. Vandal seems to have taken the form of a sleek black muscle car, green neon lights glowing underneath her and bathing the white-sand below the same color. There's excitement in her bright windshields, a telltale hop to her drive. "I don't know what you guys are talking about but I just drove from one side of the island to another and it's amazing! I found this old path we can take!"

; BRING THIS MEME BACK TO LIFE