free falling love addict // o - junk patrol/weekly task

[valo-kas]

"[color=salmon]hey you nasty sons of bitches, who wants to get filthy? just downright disgusting - who wants to get vile with me this good evening?" candy bright spittle sprayed from their wet lips as valo-kas boomed, practically vibrating with eager energy. they were jazzed up for this task, for sure. valo-kas could hardly contain themself. they hoped they found a dead body. hell yeah murder mystery! or...or a really cool bottle. cool bottles were also good.

"[color=salmon]if you want in on valo's bad bitch extravaganza then line on up because we're all about to go do the most glorious, the most glamorous, most sexy thing of all, and plunge nuts 'n cooter deep in garbáge." they carried on, looking absolutely, genuinely thrilled to be doing this. grinning ear to ear and painting their chest in a thick drizzle of pepto bismol's uglier cousin, they finished, "[color=salmon]if you decline you're a pussy."

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[/td][td][div style="width: 450px; height: 350px; text-align: justify; padding: 8px; overflow: auto;"][size=8pt] It was weird to find a vividly pink streaked creature shouting what seemed to be both..insults and encouraging words at his clanmates? Phobeus had no clue if he was insulting him or encouraging him but he'd definitely caught Phobeus's attention.
"I'd totally be up for coming with you, dude." The young clouded leopard would nearly shout as he jogged towards the excited dude. He seemed cool. "I've waded in garbage before, both garbage people and actual garbage so I am HELLA up for this."

Phobeus was totally up for this, the dude seemed rad and they'd get to explore some dank garbage. "I am UP for being in on this sexy ass bad bitch extravaganza, sign me the hell up, bro.[/td]
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[valo-kas]

“[color=salmon]oh hell yeah baby i’m glad you’re in but DO WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE PUSSIES WHO AREN’T IN?” they shouted, irate for as long as it took them to look back at phobeus with a goofy grin. “[color=salmon]a’ight whatever let’s go big man, the rest can catch up if they want.”