IT WAS AN ACCIDENT || Colonel's Storage

[COLONEL WILLIAM-]

♥ WELL I MEAN, OF YOUR NOT DEAD! ♥

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INFO::
▲ William "Colonel" Fishbach-Iplier│ No titles │ Cis-Male [He/Him/His]
▲ Spiritually 60 years old | Physically look around 2 years old in all forms  │ Real time aging
▲ Snowbound
▲ " The guy who fucked the unicorn "

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Physical::

▲ Confident ▲ Handsome ▲ Well built ▲ Fluffy

▲ TIMBER WOLF  [ Secondary + Main ]
-- ☾ A lean, somewhat muscular form with decent posture mostly due to slouching when his anxiety acts up. Has a dark brown pelt with black sock marks on his back legs and dark brown eyes

▲ UNICORN [ Birth + Rarely used]
-- Tall and slender, this unicorn actually stands a bit shorter than standard. His coat is a lovely pastel yellow with a dark brown mane cut into a shor mohawk. Black sock pattern also cover his hind legs. His tail is long and bare for the most part until the tip were a tuft a fur flows about


-- Injuries: Large, deep scars litter his torso and are usually hidden from sight. Leigh is the only person to have seen them.
▲ Belongings:
--  ☾ Suits a light brown jacket decorated with service ribbons decorating his left breast pocket and an eagle pin on his right pocket and has a red cloth tucked into it. He also sports a light brown safari hat from time to time.

☾ Always wears lightly brown tinted glasses with three other lenses branching off of it

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Personality::

▲ Legit crazy ▲Charming  ▲ Lion hearted ▲ Loyal ▲ Quirky 

▲ mmmmmm ignore this

▲ Slytherin│ ENFP │ Quirky PKMN type
▲ Has abandoned his family and was abused by his ex wife, causing slight PTSD in certain situations that involve: His scars being visible, anyone trying to strike him without a good reason, blood and occasionally his own family.
▲ Honestly just needs a smooch
▲ His nickname "The Colonel" was given when he refused to use his name as a loner and for his strategic fighting style as a young man.

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relationships::
npc x npc [Gen 1]
▲ Darkvisions | Other npc siblings
▲ Hypersexual | Closeted Homoromatic
▲ crushing on Leigh // looking for love // taken by nobody
▲ ½ Leilliam [Leigh x William]
▲ Open to one night stands

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combat::
▲ Extremely Aggressive Fighter/ Goes berserk until calmed by someone
▲ Will start fights if pushed to it
▲ Keeps various small knives
▲ Avoid fighting at all costs
▲ No powers

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extra::
▲ Voiceclaim: William/Colonel from Who killed Markiplier?
▲ Inspo characters: Wilford Warfstache/The Colonel from various Markiplier videos

▲skypher▲

[COLONEL WILLIAM-]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

"SPEECH"

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