03-25-2021, 12:56 PM
The gathering crowd seemed to be enough to get her attention from her claws that needed to be painted like ASAP, her mismatched gaze would wander over all of them before snorting at what Michael said, she took the moment to lift up one of her claws to flip him off only to sit up in her throne. "Alright, alright. Let's get down to business, huh." The captain grinned as her claws would click against the throne, ah man, she always sucked at this part. It was hard to remember the people that constantly came to their little beach to join, she found herself nibbling on her bottom lip for a moment only to part her jaws to speak "I'd like to welcome Echo, Lumia, Blackout, and Roy to the Typhoon firstly. Make yourselves right at home just make sure not to fuck up anything while you're here or I will get mad." Under her breath would she mumble to herself with her tail lashing to the sides "No one likes it when I'm mad."
She swiped her forked tongue over her lips trying to remember if there was any demotions to be announced, she used her claw to pick at her teeth momentarily as she thought this over a bit. Nope. No demotions this meeting, it was enough to make a smile appear on her maw. Her pirates were clearly A class and much better than all the other groups who suffered demotions, she giggled to herself as she whispered in a singing voice "Looooooosers ~," Now, it was to the more exciting part of the meeting. The reason why everyone even came to the meetings, they didn't want to hear about political bullshit. No! They wanted to hear about them moving up the food chain in the Typhoon. No, Roxie only got the bad end of the butt.
Talking animal politics fuckin s-u-c-k-e-d! "Shoutouts to Lumia, Harland, and Marianas, keep up the good work and all that jazz. You're doing fantastic." Roxanne said with a toothy grin present feeling quite proud that her apprentice had gotten a shoutout, good for her. Clearly her mentor was a boss ass bitch, clearly. Now, for the exciting news. The one that everyone was waiting for. "And lastly promotions to Vayne and Danny Decheeto. Congrats, the both of you are privateers now. It is nice to have someone filling those ranks at last, we have been rather vacant in the privateer department y'know?" She tapped at her chin trying to dig through her brain for any other promotions but the only thoughts she had left were that of her wife. That was enough for her next words.
"MEETING DISMISSED! GOT ANY QUESTIONS, ASK ME. GOT ANY COMPLIANTS? THROW EM IN THE COMPLAINT BOX!" She would glide down from her throne only to mumble under her breath with a shit eating grin "Which I totally don't throw into the ocean."
/ SHOUTOUTS TO LUMIA, HARLAND, MARIANAS
PRIVATEER PROMOTIONS TO DANNY AND VAYNE, CONGRATS
She swiped her forked tongue over her lips trying to remember if there was any demotions to be announced, she used her claw to pick at her teeth momentarily as she thought this over a bit. Nope. No demotions this meeting, it was enough to make a smile appear on her maw. Her pirates were clearly A class and much better than all the other groups who suffered demotions, she giggled to herself as she whispered in a singing voice "Looooooosers ~," Now, it was to the more exciting part of the meeting. The reason why everyone even came to the meetings, they didn't want to hear about political bullshit. No! They wanted to hear about them moving up the food chain in the Typhoon. No, Roxie only got the bad end of the butt.
Talking animal politics fuckin s-u-c-k-e-d! "Shoutouts to Lumia, Harland, and Marianas, keep up the good work and all that jazz. You're doing fantastic." Roxanne said with a toothy grin present feeling quite proud that her apprentice had gotten a shoutout, good for her. Clearly her mentor was a boss ass bitch, clearly. Now, for the exciting news. The one that everyone was waiting for. "And lastly promotions to Vayne and Danny Decheeto. Congrats, the both of you are privateers now. It is nice to have someone filling those ranks at last, we have been rather vacant in the privateer department y'know?" She tapped at her chin trying to dig through her brain for any other promotions but the only thoughts she had left were that of her wife. That was enough for her next words.
"MEETING DISMISSED! GOT ANY QUESTIONS, ASK ME. GOT ANY COMPLIANTS? THROW EM IN THE COMPLAINT BOX!" She would glide down from her throne only to mumble under her breath with a shit eating grin "Which I totally don't throw into the ocean."
/ SHOUTOUTS TO LUMIA, HARLAND, MARIANAS
PRIVATEER PROMOTIONS TO DANNY AND VAYNE, CONGRATS