are you the muffin man ???? random child

[wuyi]

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The sabertooth cat beamed up at Brutei. “It’s aight, I don’t recognize you either! But I like the cold here, too. It’s not all… stuffy!… like back home.” Xe frowned, squinting slightly, as Brutei continued with unfortunate news about the candy situation. Wuyi visibly deflated, his wings drooping and the longest feathers brushing the snow. “No candy? I guess I should look somewhere else…”

Xyr frown deepened when a shorter male showed up, followed by a snow leopard whose markings made xem double-take. Looked more like a glowy, tropical pattern, rather than a winter one. Ah well. Xe wasn’t rude enough to be weird about appearances—especially since xe thought xyr goofy big teeth put others off when xe talked.

Of course, Wuyi was wrong about that, because xe simply talked a mile a minute.

“Why would cavities be a pain? Like, isn’t it normal to regrow your teeth all the time? Because I do! My teeth grow in all the time, except the big ones? But I guess I haven’t lost either of the big ones. But the small ones? Oh boy those things fall out aaaaaall the time, especially when I eat candy! But I haven’t gotten candy recently, which is sad, because I miss it a lot, like I miss my home, you know? It’s all weird when you lose your home and a mom and your grandpa in, like, what, an afternoon? It sucks, okay, and I just want some fucking candy?! Is that even too much to ask for?”

By the end, Wuyi huffed out the last of xyr air and needed to take a breathing break. Xe eyed the kingpin with a squint. “You knew my grandpa? And, yeah, I guess we disappeared all abruptly-like, but it’s ‘cause those bandits attacked, and we thought we were prepared, but obviously we weren’t, and it was chaotic as fuck all! Ah, shit, I swore—fuck, I did it a second, no, a third time! Ahhhhh, Bai Shi and moms would kill me if they heard me….” Wuyi trailed off, completely forgetting what Ninazu asked and what most of the three had said.

“Anyway!” he chirped, smiling around his big sabertooth teeth. “You got a stash or two of candy? Good enough for me! I’ll stay. Maybe? I’ll eat all the candy and decide later, how about that?”

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