i'm going to be a pirate, m[o]m! [intro]

[wuyi]

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Curled up in a tight little ball inside the largest jack-o-lantern in the entire village, Wuyi hid from the adults and other children. No doubt, Bai Shi noticed the missing candy and cider by now, and Wuyi hadn’t even finished half the stash!

Xe held an orange-flavored candy between xyr paws. It smelled and tasted delicious, but chomping on the treat hurt xyr teeth. Hence, xe puzzled out a solution—holding the candy between xyr paws and licking it. The kitten’s fur and the pumpkin’s insides were covered in sugary saliva, but the child didn’t care. The hideout smelled better this way.

Unfortunately for Wuyi, the child forgot to discard the bottle of yucky apple juice and nasty orange juice. Both of those bottles leaned against the pumpkin, half their contents sloshed out onto the soil. Wuyi doubted anyone would notice, though, the juices tasted and smelled like they’d expired a long time ago. Kade and Bai Shi should be happy xe cleaned out their useless juice!

Wuyi’s nose twitched. The child stopped licking, tilting xyr head. Xe heard pawsteps.

Thinking fast, Wuyi shoved the remaining candies into xyr mouth, crunching on the sweet delights. Wuyi’d like to see someone take them from xem now!