AMONG US ; return from Blooding

[VALE]

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graphic gore ★ genderfluid ★ melanistic fox

“Oh, I’m entirely right, Mr. Kod-bod Jack-a-lack,” Vale said with a wave of zir paw. “So you argue the blooding is for proving one’s worth in a place with scarce resources, thus proving you deserve them, eh? Hey, I’ve got a nifty idea, why don’t we like… not live in the desert, then. I mean, I’m fine with livin’ like this, being a shapeshifter and all. But I just don’t geeeeeet iiiiiiiiiit man.”

Vale leaned in closer to Jack, holding a paw to zir mouth, as though shielding zir mouth from Dante’s line of sight. However, Vale basically shouted zir next words. “Least you put more thought in that argument than fishbait, though!” Then Vale looked pointedly at Dante and stuck out zir grey tongue. “Common, dude, you’ve taken so many drugs, haven’t you met a god yet that made you question your reality and all the lies little leader men tell ya?”

Vale only then turned back to Tryve. “Oh? So you did all that and basically failed? Sucks, man, really sucks to be you.” Vale sighed dramatically and picked at zir new hyena teeth with a claw. “Oh. Wait. Did you not fail? Seriously, I can’t keep these rules straight—it’s like, you know, the people in charge make em up as they go, picking whatever’s most convenient at the time.”

“But, hey, if what you want is to give yourself a lobotomy to be a better soldier boy, by all means. Congratulations!”

YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME ★
BUT I’M OVER IT NOW
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