01-31-2020, 12:03 PM
[span style="text-shadow:1.5px 1.5px #087F6A;"]Sterling[/span]
Sterling was interrupted just a few paw steps away from a large hole in the wall he was planning on walking through, the swaying stopped and he froze. Slowly, ever so slowly he turned his head; upon seeing the smaller female it would seem like all of his limbs sputtered. Grass and dirt was kicked up behind him as he scrambled immediately into the building. The lynx tumbled forward, tripping on the ledge of the ruined wall rolling forward a few feet and getting his head stuck in the bucket. After another moment of struggle he rushed up towards the edge of the wall, bucket gracing his head and peering through the hole at the other feline.
"Sorry, no, I'm not interested in buying anything, scarf sales person." He said fidgeting and occasionally ducking his head back down in a rushed fashion as if someone were throwing rocks at him. "No one is home!" He added to the end of that statement. His fur was bristled up and on end as he watched to see what the female would do, still having not answered her question in the slightest. More hushed tones would come from the wall whenever he ducked down for more than a few seconds; "You need to run! Save the bucket! Have you seen the sky today? It's quite lovely. Why would you want to talk about such a thing right now!?" Silence followed whenever the bucket headed lynx poked out from the wall to peer at the female, hoping she would simply understand that no one was home and move on to peddle her scarves somewhere else.
'WHAT THE HECK IS THAT' As the giant bird swooped down to land in. A second threat to everything Sterling was appeared. "This is a no giant scary bird zone! Please vacate!" His voice cracked with panic. He was safe behind his wall. Yes. And with his bucket on his head he was surely even that much safer. Ducking back down, paws scuffed nervously against the dirty wooden floor, drawing little streaks in the dust and grime. "I have an idea! Oh by the gods no! Anything but that! But it is a great idea, you don- Never has such an idea been formed, you can't think it could be real. Nitwit. Don't interrupt me!" Sterling slowly peered back up and over the ledge of the wall.
"Sorry, no, I'm not interested in buying anything, scarf sales person." He said fidgeting and occasionally ducking his head back down in a rushed fashion as if someone were throwing rocks at him. "No one is home!" He added to the end of that statement. His fur was bristled up and on end as he watched to see what the female would do, still having not answered her question in the slightest. More hushed tones would come from the wall whenever he ducked down for more than a few seconds; "You need to run! Save the bucket! Have you seen the sky today? It's quite lovely. Why would you want to talk about such a thing right now!?" Silence followed whenever the bucket headed lynx poked out from the wall to peer at the female, hoping she would simply understand that no one was home and move on to peddle her scarves somewhere else.
'WHAT THE HECK IS THAT' As the giant bird swooped down to land in. A second threat to everything Sterling was appeared. "This is a no giant scary bird zone! Please vacate!" His voice cracked with panic. He was safe behind his wall. Yes. And with his bucket on his head he was surely even that much safer. Ducking back down, paws scuffed nervously against the dirty wooden floor, drawing little streaks in the dust and grime. "I have an idea! Oh by the gods no! Anything but that! But it is a great idea, you don- Never has such an idea been formed, you can't think it could be real. Nitwit. Don't interrupt me!" Sterling slowly peered back up and over the ledge of the wall.
[align=center][span style="text-shadow:1px 1px #087F6A;"]"Do not believe madness to be a curse, mortal. For some, it is the greatest of blessings. A bitter mercy perhaps, but mercy nonetheless."
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