05-08-2019, 03:01 PM
Oh, a gathering of the big people! The pretty tiger lady was here, as was the really really big dog - and then there was a smaller dog, which looked more like a dog, and sounded a lot like her. Then the last person there was the weird goblin cat. She wouldn't call him that, of course, because some people thought goblins were evil, but she didn't - even if they weren't real, she wouldn't use it as an insult. That would just insult everyone involved!
"Hi there mister! Nice rock!" She said, as she came to stand in front of the big dog that was totally not a child, according to himself. Hopefully he wouldn't mind; he was big enough to just look over her without bother, so it shouldn't be able to bother him, right? And he seemed the type not to be offended by stuff like that. She could trust him not to be for now, at least. "Hello everyone else! And hello again there, mister! Welcome to Elysium! It's a nice place, if you feel like joining. I've been here for only a day or two and I already love it - though it does get a bit cold. Except, you're wearing pants, so I guess that doesn't matter!" Weird pants. Maybe she should call him Panty? Pantsy? Mr Pants? Something along those lines, likely.
"Hi there mister! Nice rock!" She said, as she came to stand in front of the big dog that was totally not a child, according to himself. Hopefully he wouldn't mind; he was big enough to just look over her without bother, so it shouldn't be able to bother him, right? And he seemed the type not to be offended by stuff like that. She could trust him not to be for now, at least. "Hello everyone else! And hello again there, mister! Welcome to Elysium! It's a nice place, if you feel like joining. I've been here for only a day or two and I already love it - though it does get a bit cold. Except, you're wearing pants, so I guess that doesn't matter!" Weird pants. Maybe she should call him Panty? Pantsy? Mr Pants? Something along those lines, likely.
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