why'd we bother with love if it never lasts / blind dating event sign-up

[VALE]

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The jaguar scrunched her nose at the announcement, thinking the potential for annoying conversation nearly outweighed the potential benefit of social interaction. Despite leaning more towards the extroverted side, Vale hated boring conversations about the weather or the first words of someone's fucking crotchfruit. She wanted to know more about the groups of this world, the magic that ran wild in it, and where all the fuck the humans went. But most people talked dull words and droned on about their boring lives.

Sighing, she grabbed a paper and pen. Whatever. She needed friends; life got boring without interesting people to talk to, after all. With metaphorically crossed fingers, she filled out the form and dropped it in the stupid little box. Done, right?

Name: Vale
Age: 2-ish years
Pronouns: she/her
Romantic or platonic?: either buT NO CHILDREN
Sexuality: bisexy
Would you be alright with being in a trio, if necessary?: sure

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