11-27-2018, 09:19 AM
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( his own [ probable ] quotes )
— Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time?
— Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's.
— Onward, buttercup. There's fuckery to spread.
— I don't like to call it revenge. Returning the favor sounds nicer.
— Here, hold my morals. I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.
— Things didn't go exactly as planned but I'm not dead so I guess it's a win.
— [ gets threatened with a knife ] jokes on you now I'm horny.
— Hi my name is Pissed McFuck and I'm mcfucking pissed.
— Bonjour, ya'll.
— My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof.
— Even though they say time heals all wounds the scars are still fucking there. I can't forget what happened. I can't forget how I felt.
— I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember.
— I said I'm fucking fine.
— Everything I've loved became everything I've lost.
— I read the rules before I break them.
— In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
( his own [ probable ] quotes )
— Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time?
— Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's.
— Onward, buttercup. There's fuckery to spread.
— I don't like to call it revenge. Returning the favor sounds nicer.
— Here, hold my morals. I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.
— Things didn't go exactly as planned but I'm not dead so I guess it's a win.
— [ gets threatened with a knife ] jokes on you now I'm horny.
— Hi my name is Pissed McFuck and I'm mcfucking pissed.
— Bonjour, ya'll.
— My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof.
— Even though they say time heals all wounds the scars are still fucking there. I can't forget what happened. I can't forget how I felt.
— I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember.
— I said I'm fucking fine.
— Everything I've loved became everything I've lost.
— I read the rules before I break them.
— In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
♔ — I want brimstone in my garden