Flat Earth Society Club

[OMEGA]

NASA is a government ploy made to trick you all. It stands for National Association of Sheepherders of America and they intend to spread their lies across the entire world and have already done so. Australia? New Zealand? If they truly existed, how are the people not floating in space already? It's a cover up for the biggest mass murder in history by the British, they sent prisoners to the end of the earth to kill them, who would ever give them a place to live? I laugh now, knowing full well that no one else is smart enough to see the truth. In ancient days, those puny Heliocentrics were punished for their lies, we should bring back similar penalties for those sharing the Government's lies because the only ones who should live are those who aren't willing to be sheep.

I hope you sphere-believers get what's coming to ya.