10-03-2018, 11:53 AM
[size=9pt]Spotting Bub alone at the border with another Clan's ambassador was something that genuinely struck fear in Moon's heart.
"Sorry," Says Moon, sounding like a guilt-ridden owner dragging their horny jack russell off the leg of a stranger. "Don't mind him. Just got him neutered. You know how dogs are. Hoping he'll settle soon." He fixes Bub with feigned piteous look. It's then that he spots the red liquid at the corner of his lips and at first he assumes its blood and doesn't even question it, but upon further examination realizes the Ambassador hasn't come empty handed and, no-- It's cupcakes. Strawberry filling. Nice.
He turns to the Snowbounder, convinced he's going to have to make up for Bub's- bubness and wearing a smile that's sure to charm even the most offended of allies. But the words he speak have heavy undertones of tension and he sounds something like an unfortunate Butler being held at gunpoint. "We're absolutely fantastic. Things are running splendidly. Not an issue in sight." There were many issues in sight, actually, but he wasn't about to spill the beans to some other Clan. "How's snowbound?" He asks, reaching for a cupcake and promptly stuffing it in his mouth. He readies himself for the painful border small talk. "Things still, you know-- Snowy?"
It's then that Moon's glorious grin melts like Snowbound's climate doesn't and in its place sits a look of such pure betrayal it's sure to make Nui second guess her choice of flavor. "What--" He squeals, making a good effort to keep the cupcake in his mouth until it gets too much and he spits the mess back out. "--the fuck." For a moment he stares at where the cupcake lies on the ground, heaving breaths over his tongue, before turning to fix Nui with a completely bewildered look. It takes a moment for him to catch on, because he's exhausted and quite a bit out of it, but that look soon melts into something vengeful. "Alliance cancelled."
"Sorry," Says Moon, sounding like a guilt-ridden owner dragging their horny jack russell off the leg of a stranger. "Don't mind him. Just got him neutered. You know how dogs are. Hoping he'll settle soon." He fixes Bub with feigned piteous look. It's then that he spots the red liquid at the corner of his lips and at first he assumes its blood and doesn't even question it, but upon further examination realizes the Ambassador hasn't come empty handed and, no-- It's cupcakes. Strawberry filling. Nice.
He turns to the Snowbounder, convinced he's going to have to make up for Bub's- bubness and wearing a smile that's sure to charm even the most offended of allies. But the words he speak have heavy undertones of tension and he sounds something like an unfortunate Butler being held at gunpoint. "We're absolutely fantastic. Things are running splendidly. Not an issue in sight." There were many issues in sight, actually, but he wasn't about to spill the beans to some other Clan. "How's snowbound?" He asks, reaching for a cupcake and promptly stuffing it in his mouth. He readies himself for the painful border small talk. "Things still, you know-- Snowy?"
It's then that Moon's glorious grin melts like Snowbound's climate doesn't and in its place sits a look of such pure betrayal it's sure to make Nui second guess her choice of flavor. "What--" He squeals, making a good effort to keep the cupcake in his mouth until it gets too much and he spits the mess back out. "--the fuck." For a moment he stares at where the cupcake lies on the ground, heaving breaths over his tongue, before turning to fix Nui with a completely bewildered look. It takes a moment for him to catch on, because he's exhausted and quite a bit out of it, but that look soon melts into something vengeful. "Alliance cancelled."
[align=center][div style="width: 500px; height: auto; text-align: center; font-family: ; font-size: 9pt; color: COLOR; letter-spacing: -.5px;"][i][b]and die like a hero going home.[glow=black,2,300]