the clock stopped ticking forever ago [...] joiner

[madster]

coming up besides aya was the resident asshole, his face twisted into one of pain. he had a killer alcohol-withdrawl headache and being nice was hard. he glanced at aya- she could say such threatening things in a nice tone, surely he could try his best to imitate that cheery chime. "we like to keep our borders nice and free of potential threats, so join or die!" he said, grinning.

wait, no, fuck, that wasn't nice. "wait, no- i mean- we're kind of.. y'know, dangerous, so if you're not gonna join i recommend leaving."