FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS — RAID

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JACOB WICKLIFF CORLEONE

"Pincher Roux! What do ya' think you're doin'?" Jacob was not a fighter. He didn't get involved in things like this due to the fact he only had one completely functional legs. However, when he heard about this, he couldn't not come. He and Deniz were going to be married in just a few days and he was not going to let him get impaled again. Now that he arrived, though, he saw the man was soaking wet in some sort of water and Jacob was not about to jump in there and ruin his bandages and sweater to save him. He looked like he was fine anyway. If he was actually drowning Jacob would help but he seemed fine, which somehow made Jacob even more angry. "Our wedding is in three days, what were ya' thinkin', puttin' yourself in danger like this? Ya' don' see me runnin' around n' tryin' ta' sprint a marathon or-or go in a house fire or- oh, I dunno' but ya' get the point! I don' think you'll live through gettin' impaled twice n' I intend on gettin' married regardless ah' if your alive or not-"

That wasn't all necessarily true but Jacob was angry so he was allowed to be as dramatic and angry as he wanted to be. "Pincher, do ya' realize tha' I only have one functional leg n' I came all the way out 'ere ta' get ya'? Did ya' really think I'd just stay home? I have ta' admit, 'm a whole lot slower than a lotta' the other Typhoon members but I got 'ere eventually n' now my legs hurt really bad n' I'm in an even worse mood than I was before." He was really just ranting at this point but he might as well let it all out before he couldn't anymore. "N' another thing, did ya' forget tha' my best man currently lives 'ere? Ta' be fair, Jersey's living situation is a li'l weird sometimes n' I'm sure he'll leave this place jus' like he usually does when he wanders 'round but still! Half of the people 'ere are supposed to be in our wedding. I actually thought 'bout invitin' some ah' them but I guess I can't now 'cause  you're throwin' some kinda' weird bachelor party where you smash everything and punch people! Would it 'ave killed ya' ta' at least wait until after the wedding for this-" Jacob barely acknowledged all the fighting going on around him, his main concern was that Deniz knew exactly how upset he was about their current situation. Even as he yelled, though, tears started to gather in his eyes. "I jus' don' need this kinda' stress righ' now, Pincher. Ya' had ta' know how this would make me feel n' I'm tryin' ta' get everythin' all set up n'-"

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