LIGHTNING MCQUEEN — cars au, open

[VANDAL R.]

At first, there's silence - silence so still that it can only mean one thing. From the distance, the sound of a sleek rev whirrs ever so closer, louder and louder until a figure breaks through the canopy on the far side of the island by jumping off a low ledge. Silhouetted, the sleek thing slams back onto ground level and kicks up sand with its white-walls, speeding closer to Marcel and Rochelle at top acceleration before stopping, just in time, to be facing them with a wide, exhilarated smile.

"This is honking awesome!" The voice is too familiar to be mistaken for anybody else. Vandal seems to have taken the form of a sleek black muscle car, green neon lights glowing underneath her and bathing the white-sand below the same color. There's excitement in her bright windshields, a telltale hop to her drive. "I don't know what you guys are talking about but I just drove from one side of the island to another and it's amazing! I found this old path we can take!"

; BRING THIS MEME BACK TO LIFE